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If a Blackberry is "vintage", my phone is an antique.
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This! Cereal might be processed, but I think it's still healthier than a frozen TV dinner heated in a microwave. @Drew Espinosa You should eat better, sweetie.
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@clochette That's a handsome kitty, btw. Is that Looping?
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Oh, that reminds me; I'll need to replace my phone by the end of this year. I've had the same old flip phone for nearly 15 years, and it will be rendered non-operational when Verizon upgrades its network. Max has taken to calling it my "vintage paperweight".
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I spoke too soon. Even enchiladas is too complicated for you.
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Ground beef, tortillas....I'm guessing enchiladas?
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Run out of cupboards for storage?
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Let's hope they don't invite Dick Cheney.
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Recently, a friend of my dad got a house call from the DNR. One of his neighbors reported him for "deer baiting". It was only a pile of sunflower seeds scattered around a bird feeder by the blue jays.
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Do they also have a rooster? I think running a leaf blower once a week is small potatoes compared to an animal that shrieks its head off dozens of times a day AND at night!
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Hey, Cutie Pi.
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Life is good right now, thanks. Hey, Terry.
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Hey, Bumble B.
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So you're eating "non-food" products for dinner?
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Okay, maybe 'cooking' was the wrong word. I should have said 'food'.
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Don't put words in my mouth! I never said that!
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Fine, go ahead. I was going to share some simple recipes with you, but now you can enjoy your frozen "chicken" or rubbery steak with powdered mashed potatoes until Mama Espinosa returns.
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You didn't, but I had no idea the situation was so bad. Your parents leave for a few days, and you're reduced to eating frozen meals?
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You call that cooking?!
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Hmph!
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I've been busy with planning the party!
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Obviously, I asked him about cake flavors a week beforehand. I just forgot to mention it to you guys until now.
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I just love that my kid is always a little "offbeat". It's not a typical "birthday" flavor, but I think it will be a hit.
