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Mickey and Remy are allowed to be nude, so long as they close the blinds when it starts to get dark outside. And they have to at least wear undies to the dinner table. Don't want to spill hot soup on the goolies!

This: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/in-depth/napping/art-20048319

Hey, Bobber. Hopefully you can go for a walk on the beach soon. Hey, Gary. Twenty points, Dugh! Afternoon, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for the pup* Hey, Clo.

I love that, Marty! How are you doing today?

What's your supervillain name, Bob? "The Man of 72 Faces"?

Bob, you're evil!

How are Randy and Kyle? Did they bring you a delicious dinner from the Golden Arches? 😀

Morgan is reading a book I recommended, and the boys are playing with Sneakers on the floor.

Bluefish monsters should have just been put down. Or donated to a zoo.

Nor do I. Sneakers is enough for me. Right now, he's playing with Mickey and Remy.

Tired. Work today was very busy at the deli.

Hey, Tea Bat.

Hey, Marty!

Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash! Everything okay, or was it just a routine checkup? Hey, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle* Get some rest, Dugh. Hey, Albert. How are you and Steve? Hey, Tim. Hey, Bobber. Hey, Gary. I was totally exhausted after work. Too tired to cook anything tonight, so Mickey brought back two big bags from McD's.

I've seen people getting hot and heavy in the hallways at school, at the gas station, the beach, and even restaurants (I'm looking at you, McD's). I think hugs, cuddling, quick kisses on the cheek or lips are fine. But anything heavier than a five-second kiss is pushing it into uncomfortable territory. On the street corner, at the movie theater, at Minerva's Restaurant and Bar? What is WRONG with you? Nobody wants to see that, it's just RUDE! Not to mention, distracting! Take it somewhere else! And that goes double for restaurants. When Will Smith filmed "Hitch", he said that it was horrible to kiss Eva Mendes, because she'd just eaten her favorite sandwich to calm her nerves before the big kissing scene: tuna fish with extra onions, and crushed Doritos. Even after she used a WHOLE BOX of Altoids, it was still pretty nasty! Why would you DO THAT to another person; in public, no less?! Your significant other's onion breath aside, there are other customers who might not appreciate seeing someone stick their tongue down another person's throat. NO! The only place your tongue should be is on the food! And just because a movie theater is dark and most people are looking at the big, glowing screen, doesn't mean that they can't see you. There's always one or two people who get bored during the slow parts of the movie, and then eyes start wandering....My point is, keep it rated G, please. For all our sakes.

Xander! You're so bad!

Hey, Gary. Scott? Is that the name of your physical therapist?

Because they love you, Bob. And so do we. Don't take that for granted.

Nice. It's buttered noodles and pan-fried radishes with garlic and bacon for us. Strawberry shortcake for dessert.

Hey, Drew! Happy Father's Day! Are you doing anything special for your dad?

Hey, Bobber. How are Randy and Kyle?

OMG, Xander! Tell Dennis I said "Happy Father's Day". Hope everyone has a great day. Hey, Clo. Should you really be talking about the sex lives of your poor plants? They deserve their privacy, too! Afternoon, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle* Happy Father's Day, Dugh.

Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash! And hey to the other kids! *waves*

Hey, Drewberry Pi!