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Page Scrawler

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  1. Sweet dreams, Albert.
  2. Sorry to hear about the power going out, Bob. We had a couple of flickers the other day, but no blackouts so far. As for the "wrestling", I'm sure the guys were trying to create some body heat to stay warm.
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    Plot Holes

    Why didn't the Eagles take the One Ring and fly it up to the caldera of Mount Doom? Because SHUT UP! Nobody's perfect! One of my plot pitches involves a young man and his step-brother fighting for survival in a damaged sailboat after Step-dad is lost at sea. I wanted Step-dad to be a totally incompetent buffoon where sailing is concerned, but as @Timothy M. so helpfully pointed out, because the story includes a catamaran, that meant I'd need to make Step-dad more of a competent sailor than I originally planned, because multihull yachts are more complex than a monohull.
  4. Hello, Marty. Welcome aboard.
  5. Sorry to hear that, Albert. I'll put some heat from the oven in an envelope and mail it to you.
  6. Oops! Always remember to turn on the Safe Search before Bing-searching "Viking Men".
  7. Norway is on the far left, with the sailor's ascot.
  8. I'd love to go to Norway!
  9. Page Scrawler

    Chapter 5

    And how would Gary be friends with Josh, without knowing that he has a brother, hmmm? I think it's more likely that Todd's brother is one of the boys who beat him in the men's room at school.
  10. I've been on an airplane several times. It means no more to me than riding in a car. Actually, it's better than a car, because most cars don't have toilets or folding tables.
  11. I got pretty ruthless with the clutter in my old bedroom at the 'rents house. I found several shirts in my closet that were a size "Large". I haven't worn that size since the 10th Grade.
  12. Well, when Spring comes, we get to look forward to this.
  13. Hey, Randy. How's our sexy chef today? Likewise.
  14. Looks delicious. The burger and fries, I mean.
  15. Hey, Gary. How's things with Cookie? And Falkor?
  16. I have a cousin who once killed a cactus. Hey, Bertie. How are you and Steve?
  17. @MrM @Comicality I've never been so excited to see a loaf of bread.
  18. He did. Remember the clip back at the beginning of this thread?
  19. Hey, Gary. Hey, Clo.
  20. Hey, Drewberry Pi!
  21. Hey, Bobber. How are the two lovebirds? Anything to go with it? I'll say he is.
  22. Morning, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches Thistle on his belly*
  23. Hey, Bertie.
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