Jeff Burton
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I still haven’t watched QAF. I should probably do that at some point.
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They’re either too straight or too gay I prefer in the middle, dude that low key stares at your butt but doesn’t advertise it on no less than five bill boards on the interstate. but I’m an odd one.
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And as the haunting music washed over them, as he sat in the shadow of his protector and his jailer, Kieran realized with a terrifying, absolute certainty that curled in his stomach like a sleeping serpent: He didn't want to be free. This was better than freedom. This was a real education. This was belonging. I told you, anything can be a love story if you’re fucked up in the head enough and Kieran is my kind of fucked up. Im low key jealous. I’ll work out the reasons why later.
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Haven’t read this yet if it’s a new one but I said what I said. And even if that’s the case I’ll still do it later on 😂
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We’ve all busted a pipe at one time or another (Some intentionally 😉)
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Yeah I’ve read some of Saggio’s stories and even went back to one when I was writing this just to get the flavor of how you did it.
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Nah it never broke. Bought in the 70s and still in service somewhere lol
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This chapter screams the following: https://youtu.be/sk2bYIhaf0Y?si=GKIDzIPV2yinfrfA
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This is the best bit of the whole chapter aside from Cody. I’m starting to feel like granny set this all up then kicked the bucket on purpose.
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Christ this is the hallmark movie nobody asked for designed by my (and everyone else’s) grandmother. In my case the only thing missing is the ‘79 Lincoln Continental and the Kenmore washing machine that out lived her.
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Bro I had one of these. BIG PIMPIN’
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Hah I haven’t read this yet hang on.
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Oof that is a question. Huh interesting.
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It’s a good song.
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I don’t think Ben is the kind to listen to anybody. Jury is still out on wether it’s actually real or some messed up projection from Kieran’s mind (if that’s not the case I totally claim the idea for later)
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Anything can be a love story if your fucked up in the head enough. ❤️
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Spirit Week: The Lies, The Sweat, and the Jock-Boy-Crush
Jeff Burton commented on Jeff Burton's story chapter in Spirit Week: The Lies, The Sweat, and the Jock-Boy-Crush
It takes a minute because I’ve got several I’m writing. I’ve probably got a very bad case of undiagnosed ADHD because I can’t focus on shit, so I do the best I can. the holidays sure haven’t helped, the next one for this will be out around new years (I may get it done sooner idk) -
We have some of it over here, usually in the form of government buildings. It actually helps. When you needed to visit a government office before GPS, you just looked around till you found the ugliest one standing because that was usually the one you wanted. 😂
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As I mentioned before, poverty over there has always been on a completely different level. Council Estates have always been fascinating to me so yeah I'll read this lol.
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This is definitely going to be an interesting one.
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Oh thank you!
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This is actually a really good comment, and I’d love to be able to tell people why but you know … spoilers 😂
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Yeah and like a Netflix series I’m going to close season 1 as if it hasn’t picked up a season 2 renewal yet lmao
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Yep except it’s not running on a single computer, it’s running on a cluster of several server racks lol. And while it is a little homicidal at the moment, it’s still handicapped because it can’t access its long term storage and a few other things. It’s still doing its primary job, but it’s basically Dori from finding Nemo. So even if it did send November Seven on a killing spree it immediately forgot why it did so but left the “job” open and running until someone tells it that it’s complete. Huh maybe I should tell Walter to take care of that soon. Because you may not want it to suddenly remember why.
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Aaaahahhahahahaha there’s more of that education Krista didn’t need.
