Grocery store true story: Parents and a little boy in the kid seat of a grocery cart. Little boy is squirming and fidgeting to beat the band. Dad is oblivious. Mom asks if he has to go to the bathroom. Little boys says no. A minute later he's still squirming. Mom is irritated and again asks if he has to go to the bathroom. Again, he says no. He keeps on squirming and the mother says in a rather harsh voice "What is wrong with you?" Little boy pipes up and in the clearest of voice says "I'm sitting on George." Dad gets this horrified look on his face and pulls the little boy out of the cart. I was laughing so hard I had to leave the store. As they say in the South, he must have been "blessed" LOL