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As far as I know I wasn't fem at all when I was a kid. I'm still not fem. Well, I don't reckon I am. If I am then I certainly can't see it. Oh, I've never ever tried to call myself a girl either. Anway, I have my own answer to this... Q. What makes people Gay? A. I couldn't ***ing give a ***ing shiny ***ing s***e what makes people gay. I really ***ing couldn't care ****ing less. (I thought it was a safe bet that my answer would need censoring...)

Well, I've got a new avatar now... so I'm posting here again.Now my avatar is one saying that I'm an innocent little angel... because I am ... Honest! ... mmm... looks like this has been my hundredth post... Oh well, I suppose it is at least a year since I first went in live chat (I think)... That was when Live Chat existed and had people in it of course. meh.

Well... 1. Don't beleive in re-incarnation 2. I couldn't care less. While being gay a second time around might be good, going for straight also has its bonuses. Not any of the scorned/hated reasons that seem quite polular in this thread... but because, well, being gay a second time around might be a bit samey. You know, a bit dull and stuff. Whereas going for straight would mean a whole new set of surprises and stuff... hard to tell... the comfortable and familiar gay or the exiting adventure of going straight for a change? Then again... bi has a lot to be said for it as well... I mean, I'd've thought it;d remove a few complications. If there attractive and single then your fine. Well... unless they happen to be a lesbian. But apart from taken people and lesbians then you don't really have to worry. (Oh, and for anyone about to rant at me: I'm having a laugh. Calm down.) Martin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYR

If I remember rightly he didn't post it on the site. He posted it on Nifty and someone just copied it into their own site without asking him or saying it was his. I'm also fairly sure he said he'd tried to contact the person running this site and haden't had anything back.

Did you drop the soap? I bet he dropped anything they wanted him to drop... Oh, and I have absolutely nothing to confess. After all, I'm a perfectly innocent little angel

...I'll not comment what sprung to my mind when I read about these 'toys'. Even the word 'sprung' seems suggestive now... Anyway, my true self. I don't know. I'm rubbish at doing things like this really... not sure why. Just don't seem to have the knack for it. I know that I'm shy and I can be quite happy when I'm on my own but if I have a few days without anyone else then I start to get really bored. ummm... to be honest I can't really say much about my true self at all. I'm no good at looking at myself really. Oh well, at least I got to attempt to get a possible interpretation of these 'big boys toys' mentioned As far as my true self I'm pretty sure that theres other people who know a lot more than I do about me on this sight. Which is typical really. Me being the only one who doesn't know what I'm like sums me up I suppose in a way. And if that makes sence to you then congratulations, because it confuses me no end.

Happy Birthday Lo-Stone Hope you have a good day Tom.

What song is that from?

I'm almost certain that this will have been done before... but I can't find the thread for it if it has... badically post your favourite song lyrics/ the ones that mean that most to you. Mine is Stairway to Heaven: Theres a lady whos sure All that glitters is gold And shes buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven. Theres a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook Theres a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. Theres a feeling I get When I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees, And the voices of those who standing looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. And its whispered that soon If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter. If theres a bustle in your hedgerow Dont be alarmed now, Its just a spring clean for the may queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run Theres still time to change the road youre on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it wont go In case you dont know, The pipers calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How evrything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll. And shes buying a stairway to heaven.

Well done Nick. For me it'd be a celebration to reach 100 posts... when I do manage that I'll have been a member for nearly a year at the rate of things at the moment. And even then most of my posts I think have been in that stupid comedy collection that I wasted my time on.

Oh well, might as well add my ugliness to the thread. I suppose this explains my sig for anyone who was puzzled by it. This pic is from last year sometime in autumn. I was on holiday in London. Oh, and the reason for the weird expression on my face is that I had the sun in my eyes.

I look into the mirror and I see nothing that's good but I wouldn't change anything for the world anyway. Thats when I do look into the mirror though... which is rarely. I have a tendency to look a bit too start thinking about things a bit too much and I'm never in the mood for those thoughts. Martin

Yeah, it is a great forum.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

My avatar is just something I found while I was looking throuhg the avatar library thing. I just picked it because I thought it looked smart.

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURT!

Sounds to me like she had a dog she didn't want and needed some quick cash.

That problem has been around for agea as far as I can tell. I think it was Lugh who used to show up as in chat for days, maybe even a week at a time.

Well, I would go into chat... but every time I check its either empty or it only has one person in it... who then goes AFK after a minute or something so I just never really bothered. I mean... I see 2 people in chat and just end up thinking "chances are they're AFK or near enough as makes no difference". I do miss the big chats though.

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY ADAM! oh, and by the way ,you better enjoy this one... because its only a year until the 18th one... and thats when everyone you have ever met seems to go out of their way to bring up all the embarrassing things you have ever done.

Yeah, we have got them now and they work. Only thing about the 10 commandments is I think they might be a little bit older than what we have now... I mean... when it comes to which came first I reckon I'd say the ones that were hacked into a coupke of lumps of stone. Anyway, I see them as the previous version of the Human Rights thing we have now. Anyway, I think that the the commandments that seem irrelevant would seem like that because they are religious laws. So basically, its christian rules for christians to follow. It just happens that a lot of them were pretty decent rules by anyone's standards. I think we're getting a bit off-topic though here.

Well, basically, when you get right down to it, the reason people can be like that is because, basically, they are stupid prats who couldn't find their arse with both hands.