Chapter 1: The Physics of Wallow
Barnaby was not your average capybara. While his kin in the wetlands of South America were perfectly content to spend their days soaking in sun-dappled rivers, chewing on aquatic plants, and maintaining an aura of ultimate Zen, Barnaby had questions. Specifically, questions about the space-time continuum.
To the untrained eye, Barnaby looked exactly like any other Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris. He possessed the classic barrel-shaped body, the blunt snout, t