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    If you make anything bad happen, I will go burn down Barnstable!!!!! Then again, not sure that would be such a big loss. Damn.
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    HEY!!! Leave my silicone sexbot out of this!!! Vic is young, God I feel ancient, and sometimes it takes a while to realize these things. Sometimes, though, just the sex would be nice. If only to remember what it is😭 Oh, and yay for Hayden's appearance. I am really happy that Hunter had such a wonderful happily ever after. He was destroyed after Jaime, Jamie, whichever, but he kept going and found love again.
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    I need to pretend I have allergies or something. Poor boys. They both need some time to themselves, I think. Drake had the night to come to some sort of realization but I think he should think a bit more. Jimmy should take a week off before deciding he needs to uproot himself to a new job.
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    I'm sorry but Dad, whatever his name is, is thick as a fucking brick. He seriously cannot figure out what is going on? Seriously, he's a self-absorbed twat who needs a really good kick in the ass. I live 20 minutes outside of Boston, I'll do it! I can't say anything about the gun because the same thing happened to me on my first date with my husband. We were at his house killing time before a movie and his brother heard us but didn't know it was us and came down with his gun. Then to make the night even better, we got pulled over for speeding and he had to do the sidewalk Olympics on the side of Route 1.
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    Does EVIL! WANKING! SON OF A BITCH!!!!! work better for you?
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    YOU!EVIL! WANKING! BITCH!!!!!!!!!! ETA: I mean that in the most loving way, btw.😤
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    I'm thinking maybe the beginning of Lily's treatments and Cody's new life with the end of his treatments. Plus the beginning of their grandmother's new life at the end of her marriage to the homophobic old geezer. Just my thoughts.
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    BUT BUT BUT...the bikini line!!!!
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    Yeah, now you know why I don't have kids. I don't mind the making them the old-fashioned way, unlike Kaleb, but the expelling them part, I have issues with.
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    Yeah, not even going to attempt to help you out there. I will say this though: I only bite if you are a very good boy!😘 And NO! My girly bits don't have teeth. Sometimes I really have to wonder what the hell Kaleb thinks we have in our pants, piranha vaginas or something? Geez!
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    OH MY GOD!!! Kaleb in the delivery room would be sooooo beyond scary! And probably hilarious as hell! Forget taping the birth. Aim the camera at his mouth and see what gems pop out.😂
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    Oh, and Kaleb is still a super dork. Oh my God! I'm surprised Davis isn't a permanent shade of red when they're together in public.😂
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    Bah. I live in Massachusetts. We aren't known as the worst drivers for nothing! The highways are perfectly legal, just not particularly safe. Well, Franklin was a tad bit of an asshole. I do hope Cody comes through ok. Poor child.
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    Chapter 13

    empresslovesreading commented on Ronyx's story chapter in Chapter 13

    Kevin-AWESOME!!!!! Devin-getting there. It's too bad it took him being so stupid to get his head out of his ass but a lot of times those also seem to be the type of situations that bring out those latent brain cells. Cameron-Kevin better hang onto him. He's perfect. I did love the "put my fist so far up his ass he'll be tasting my fingernails!" THAT was AWESOME!!!!
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    Any bets on how long it takes before Hunter stops pronouncing his r's? Anyone? Anyone?
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    Please. Don't hold anything back. Tell us how you REALLY feel!!!😏
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    SHUSH!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE JINX IT!!!!!
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    THAT!!!!! THAT!!!!! THAT!!!!! Pretend it's next Friday. I even reset my password so I could get on here and say this!!! Now I just need to remember it when i get home😛
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    Chapter 12

    empresslovesreading commented on Ronyx's story chapter in Chapter 12

    Well. Just.....well. Devin fucked Ashley and is now fucked. Boo fucking hoo. As others have said, Kevin and Cameron are definitely the better people and Dumb and Slutty may want to realize that when everyone else dumps them once the drama is over and the only ones who will still talk to them are, gasp, the "Untouchables." Devin and his cronies are still assholes. I will die laughing if she has twins, btw.
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    Isn't that what I said?
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    Aggravation. That's what's with all the violence. Jimmy is a dream come true yet Drake has his head stuck so far up his ass about what he "thinks" he knows that we just all want to smack that head right out of his ass. It doesn't occur to him that Jimmy has feelings and like any normal human being, they can be subject to change. He's not a robot. Now, with all that being said, may I smack the bejeebers out of Richard AND Drake? PLEASE???? PRETTY PLEASE?????
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    Chapter 11

    empresslovesreading commented on Ronyx's story chapter in Chapter 11

    Bwahahahahahhahahahahha! Devin, the f*cker has become the f*cked. Let's see how precious Mumsy thinks he is now for giving her a grandchild when he's 16. At least it will be harder for Kevin to impregnate Cameron. Devin has a LOT of growing up to do. Kevin has a better support group and isn't the f*ckup his brother has turned himself into. He wants to be a man, should have worn the raincoat. Dummy. I could go on but that be a book. Excellent chapter! Did you use to write after-school specials, by any chance?
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    It's still ugly. Don't bother trying to convert someone who's favorite color is black. I may be a girl but not that girly.
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    I'll stick with the arrest me red, tyvm. That purpley thing is fugly and I don't really aspire to drive a Barney the obnoxious purple thing mobile. <<SHUDDER!!!!>>
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    What glennish said. Unfortunately, Curtis doesn't understand that he can be slim, trim and lovely and still have a shitty ticker. Congestive heart failure runs in my family. My dad lost 100 pounds, quit smoking and all that. He still dropped dead of a massive heart attack.
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