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Jeezus... don't encourage him. I can already tell you are going to be spending most of your days in the Korner with the rest of the miscreants.

Stfu... go lay down. Bad dog.

Giant bears?

I love most kinds of pie. That peanut butter one looks too sweet though. It doesn't need all that stuff on top. Now chocolate turtle pie....🤤

Hmmm.. Okaaaayyy... I guess we can move forward on a trial basis.

Our mystery man is dangerous in many, many ways. Oh hell... you're one of those. Go see @chris191070... or @centexhairysub.... they belong to that feline society of weirdo cat people.

Glad to see you back Drown! Seriously though... buckle up as if you're about to experience a space shuttle liftoff. Parents often see their demise in my stories.. not sure why. The hot guy in the darkness... sigh❤️❤️❤️ Makes for a fantastic subplot. 😆 Yay! Enjoy... this one is probably the most frustrating though. Consider yourself warned.

What do you call friends you go out to eat with?

Hmmm... I think gratitude is a double-edged sword. Genuine gratitude is something everyone appreciates, and is too rarely employed. All too often, gratitude seems to be part of going through the motions. How often do we say "thank you" to someone and receive a response of "no problem"? This can lead us to have a skewered idea of things in our own lives we think we should be grateful for. Which brings me to your point of should we write down reasons to be grateful daily? Probably not...at least not every day. Why not, you ask? Because we all have days when no matter what we say, do, wear, think, or just exist, it won't make a difference in how we feel. That being said, most days, most of us could benefit from writing down, or at least thinking about things we are grateful for. You're absolutely right... like everything in life, too much of any one particular thing can be destructive. Even positivity and happiness. I used to have a co-worker who made Pollyanna look like the offspring of Debbie Downer and Ebenezer Scrooge. She was absolutely clueless about anything outside of what made her happy... her husband, five dogs, and anything Snoopy related. Adversity didn't exist in her world and it showed. She couldn't function properly if all her "happy" thoughts were disrupted. Bad days exist. Sometimes there's a reason. Other times... not.. and that's perfectly fine. We are human. We experience a wide array of emotions and I, personally can't stand it when someone tries to tell me I shouldn't feel a certain way.... F-you.. I can feel however I want. Get over it. It won't last forever. So yeah, bad moods are temporary and if we aren't grateful for that.... usually the people around us are. Being grateful/feeling gratitude had its time and place... just like everything else. xoxo

Hot at night... ummmm... I'll pass. I belong to the cover on/cover off/cover on/cover off... one foot out.. oops.. no.. monsters under the bed... get up and adjust the fan because everyone knows fans scare monsters...cover on/cover off... repeat society. 😁 Enjoy your day and your walk!

It's not. Big companies limit their shipping costs by limiting the sizes of boxes they use. So if your one package of napkins doesn't fit into a certain size, the computer automatically assigns it the next bigger size, even if it will accommodate an elephant.

You have no idea how much I appreciate your support. You are a safe place for me to seek out when I need it. A mere thank you seems inadequate, but I'll say it again anyway. Thank you. (you're the best)

The ride has only just begun for you, my dear. Bwaahahaha.....

I haven't even been through my training yet as far as how this company's hiring process works. The front desk position has been open since the end of January. Come on down... I'll hire you in a heartbeat.

Oh Caleb... Just you wait drown, just you wait.

Your way with words... 😀😘

I needed this one this morning.

It's going to be a busy week. I can't wait to see what today's offering brings. Lol Sure.. giving good Tik Tok is a lifelong skill you can apply to many positions 😆 Yeah.. finding people with basic skills is hard. Especially here in Florida where those with functional brain cells are few and far between.

Occasionally I hit the nail on the head. Lol

So if anyone is contemplating a change of career, I am about to impart a tad bit of unsolicited advice. If you apply for a position....say.. front desk receptionist... and you have no office experience, that's fine. It's an easily trainable role. I will work with you. Please tell me about relevant skills that you may have. Such as you are good with customers or have a pleasant demeanor... ot that you're willing to learn. For the love of of all things pink and Barbie, please don't include your Glamour Shots head-tilt pose, flashing teeth that make Ross's from Friends look like a 4 pack a day smoker's (you know the episode) and extol your ability to blow-dry and flat-iron your client's hair. SMH 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤯 #howisthismylifelol 🤣🤣🤣

Now, now... let's not get punchy. But the comments are almost as fun as the story.

Zeke is a box of rocks. His picture is next to the definition of "dumb''. He's cute though. 10... a gazillion... same thing.