For Sale:
A used up old 66 yr old woman who may need help with getting things that are higher than 4'11" high! She will not gripe too much and she never watches tv even though she stays on her laptop more than anything. She will not complain about slightly loud noises unless it is after 10 pm unless it is an emergency. She is quieter than a mouse unless you rile her up! She doesn't eat you out of house and home. She doesn't like to cook or clean house even though she lives in a clean home. She does her own laundry and will do anyone else's laundry if she is bought.
Note to whoever: Don't laugh at her posting this but you can laugh at the post! Ok, you can laugh all you want, cause she was just wanting to see if she could make anyone laugh on here cause sometimes she is a little silly. Ok, so she is a lot silly! lol
I agree with Buz on the fact that Devyn was only trying to give Elroy to Jason. Jason just misunderstood. Be glad when Devyn learns sign language so he can talk to his brother better.
All I can say is, OH Sh-- is going to hit the fan! And Felix is a little too calm even though he wants to know what is going on! So there is another side to him!
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Marty, are you sure you are not 30 years younger than you are cause I could not do that at all and I am 66 yrs old.
By the way, I would be 100 in 2054!
I was hoping you would make a series of books on this. It is that good! No.... it is fantastically good! If I could rate it, then I would give it a 1,000!
Ok, that is not a nice thing to do to my body with all the laughing I am doing. lol but don't stop on my account cause this is so hilarious I can not stop reading!