For Sale:
A used up old 66 yr old woman who may need help with getting things that are higher than 4'11" high! She will not gripe too much and she never watches tv even though she stays on her laptop more than anything. She will not complain about slightly loud noises unless it is after 10 pm unless it is an emergency. She is quieter than a mouse unless you rile her up! She doesn't eat you out of house and home. She doesn't like to cook or clean house even though she lives in a clean home. She does her own laundry and will do anyone else's laundry if she is bought.
Note to whoever: Don't laugh at her posting this but you can laugh at the post! Ok, you can laugh all you want, cause she was just wanting to see if she could make anyone laugh on here cause sometimes she is a little silly. Ok, so she is a lot silly! lol