Bill W

Come on, are you that naive? It's getting so you can't turn around without running into someone that stupid. 😵

But on the bright side, she had hot dog for dinner.

Didn't you read the story disclaimer: No cats or dogs are injured in the writing of this story. 😺 😿 🐶 🐕

R.I.P. Dave. You had a rough life and deserve some peace and quiet.

I'm amazed that Mom and Dad aren't concerned about two things: his health and the cost of all the food he's wasting.

Maybe Mom doesn't take him to the emergency room. Dish towel and duct tape work just as good. It's also a good learning device for Devlin, but he seems to be a slow learner.

Lee, I just want to know if you practiced doing all of the things that Devlin is doing in the story so you could write from experience. If you did, maybe there's a little Devlin in you too. Another wonderful chapter.

Kernels of corn and maybe Bush's baked beans.

I don't know what you're smoking, but can I have some?

I may have given you the "great job", but I had nothing to do with your "deranged mind."

Good job, Lee. Another wonderfully funny chapter from your deviant mind. muhahaha

He's the 2nd cousin once removed of Dennis the Menace!

This story could only come from the deranged mind of @Lee Wilson. Great job and very funny.

I remember when this first happened. Funny as hell!

And my gun is always loaded - just misfires a lot.

I remember when this first happened. Funny as hell!

Not unless your smart TV is connected to a debit card, because you have to pay politicians to shut up. 😝

That would be one hell of an ejaculation! 🤪

Next you'll want to get a guillotine so you can decapitate him first, so he'll fit.

Hey, I'm offended. I'm not a marshmallow. I may be shaped like one, but that doesn't make me a marshmallow.

Not the old cardboard container of all yellow Peeps (chicks only) from when I was a kid.

Hallucinate, the root word in "hallucination" comes from Latin hallucinat- ‘gone astray in thought', derived from the Latin verb alucinari, which means "to wander in the mind," "to dream," or "to be deceived". That comes from Greek alussein ‘ be uneasy or distraught’. The verb "hallucinate" was first recorded in English between 1595 and 1605. The earliest documented use of the verb is from 1604 in the writing of Robert Cawdrey, a Church of England clergyman. The word "hallucination" itself was introduced into English in 1646 by Sir Thomas Browne, a physician and author. It also derives from the Latin hallūcinātiō, meaning "a wandering of the mind". Examples of the word hallucinate and hallunination in a sentence: "He looked up at the ceiling and began to hallucinate." "Various illnesses can often cause patients to hallucinate," the doctor explained. "Sleep deprivation really kicked in, and I started to actually hallucinate!" "People with mental illness might sense themselves going mad and hallucinate about spiders." " "He has been having hallucinations due to the medication." "He couldn't tell if what he was seeing was real or it it was a hallucination."

I thought I was hallucinating, since @Myr posted this just after midnight, rather than around 5:00, like he usually does. 😁 It means I can go sleep early tonight.

This is a great story to read during the Halloween season, especially if you like imaginative and innovative paranormal stories with lots of horror and healthy touch of humor as well. How do you combine horror with humor, you ask? Only the warped and wonderful mind of Lee Wilson could come up with the answer to that question, so read this story, if you dare, because you might experience a replay once you go to bed after reading it. 👻 👻 Muhahaha! 👻 👻

Lee, you truly are a sick bastard. But that tends to help you write truly innovative and imaginative stories. Well Done! Kudos.