Bill W

Yes, the same thing happens to me on my stories, and that's why I keep a NOTES file for each one over more than two chapters. I mean, you know how long some of my stories can get. 😲 😁 😜

I binge read because of my age. That way I don't forget as much. 🤪

The word "spartan" originates from the ancient Greek city state of Sparta, known for its militaristic society and austere lifestyle. The term refers to the citizens of Sparta, sometimes called Spartiates or Lacedaemonians. The word "spartan" in English eventually came to describe a lifestyle characterized by frugality, courage, and simplicity, qualities associated with the Spartans. The earliest known use of the word "Spartan" in English dates back to the 15th century, specifically around 1425. Andrew of Wyntoun, a historian and prior of St Serf's, Lochleven, is credited with the first documented usage, according to the O.E.D. The word was borrowed from Latin. Examples of Spartan used in a sentence: "To be Spartan meant to be tough." "How can you claim to be Spartan if you can't keep up?" "A man in Spartan uniform stepped from the trees." "The bed, spartan nightstand, and two chairs seemed enough." :The Spartan patriciate could afford to disfranchise some of its own members." "They were seated two tables away from Dean and appeared to be celebrating something unusual in an otherwise Spartan life." "Plato advocated them, and perhaps the later Jews imitated the Spartan community."

A poem with a simple structure, but it goes directly to the point of the complexity of today's society for many.

A simple structure, but goes directly to the point. There's always something in the way!

An interesting look at what an afterlife might be like, once our time on earth is over. That's is if you're willing to travel in the highly unusual mind and creative mind or Lee Wilson. Take this journey at your own risk!

Interesting story, Lee, and it might explain why so many people claim temporary insanity when they go to trial! 🤪

@Valkyrie, just so you know, indoor spiders don't do well outdoors because they are built for the challenges they'll face out there. They probably won't last long.

Once again you bed-azzled me, @Lee Wilson. I just hope you never have to put up with bedbugs. And KSB better pray the boy's parents do ever leave him to housesit while they're away and he arranges for an orgy on it. Another wacky and hilarious chapter.

Or lifting its leg and peeing or the sofa or chair.

Up to your typical antics with you're anthropomorphic adventures, @Lee Wilson. Are you sure you haven't been reincarnated from some of the objects you've based your stories on - such as this Queen Anne chair, a microwave, and if I remember correctly, a hole in the ground??? And I was glad to see you bring Devlin back in this story. I wonder how he will terrorize the furniture, other than climbing on and then jumping off the mauve Queen Anne chair. Oh, and I was expecting the Queen Anne chair to have a British accent, like her namesake. Anyway, good start!

If you need a good laugh, delve into into this story from the creative, and possibly unhinged, mind of Lee Wilson. Lee has a history of writing various anthropomorphic tales where he assigns human characteristics to inanimate objects, thus creating an imaginative and hilariously funny stories, and this is no exception to that track record. In this tale, his main character is a microwave named Dave who lives in a household with an error prone child named Devlin. What Lee gives you is Dave's humorous viewpoint of the multiple errors this young man commits while using the microwave. Check it out. I'm sure you'll be glad you did.

Another gem, @Lee Wilson A humorous tale worthy of Erma Bombeck. (All you youngsters out there will have to do a search to find out who she was.) Great job, and I needed a good laugh to brighten things up a bit.

June Cleaver! The perfect mother, unlike the one in the story.

They were winners of the Darwin Award that year! 🤪 If you don't know what that is, look it up.

Come on, are you that naive? It's getting so you can't turn around without running into someone that stupid. 😵

But on the bright side, she had hot dog for dinner.

Didn't you read the story disclaimer: No cats or dogs are injured in the writing of this story. 😺 😿 🐶 🐕

R.I.P. Dave. You had a rough life and deserve some peace and quiet.

I'm amazed that Mom and Dad aren't concerned about two things: his health and the cost of all the food he's wasting.

Maybe Mom doesn't take him to the emergency room. Dish towel and duct tape work just as good. It's also a good learning device for Devlin, but he seems to be a slow learner.

Lee, I just want to know if you practiced doing all of the things that Devlin is doing in the story so you could write from experience. If you did, maybe there's a little Devlin in you too. Another wonderful chapter.

Kernels of corn and maybe Bush's baked beans.

I don't know what you're smoking, but can I have some?

I may have given you the "great job", but I had nothing to do with your "deranged mind."