Greg_A

Since I really doubt I will stay awake till midnight around here.... Happy New Year!!!!! Someone drink the glass of bubbly for me, but I still want the kisses directed my way!

Thanks - I really appreciate you reading my story and your comments. They mean the world to me. Writing this story was a lot of fun and I'm glad I carved out the time to take up the challenge when the contest was created. Writing Rocky was actually pretty easy since I just combined all the traits of the various dogs I have had over the years. Or, I guess I should say in true Rocky fashion, all the dogs who have owned me over the years! Thanks again!

Let me think - I think it was about 3 or 4 days before the Big Bang started the universe..... What color is your favorite pair of underwear?

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great one!

Same answer as Daddy - and for the same reason too! Same Q

Nahhh - I'm just in a 47 year intimate relationship with them is all!!!!! The person below me is regretting how much turkey they ate yesterday.

When this happens to me I always want to open my mouth with the food still half chewed and mumble around the food "I don't know - is it suppose to look like this?" I haven't yet, but I want to!

I drink Vodka - I win!!!!!

My sister used to have a cook out every year with everyone expected to dress up. After eating the kids would all go trick or treating while the adults, cough, would sample a few adult beverages. Participation started dwindling as the kids grew up and she stopped holding them a few years back. Now I just buy about 12 tons of candy "just in case" I get a trick or treater. Last year was a record - I had 3! But not all bad - just means more candy for me!

Nope - I actually have never been to a Ruby Tuesdays (sheltered life maybe? or maybe just boring life!) The person below me still has a bunch of vacation time they need to use up before year end.

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "got a frog in your/my throat...." Just saying....

My hand is going to be so tired after slapping everyone in the office.......

Actually I don't have any socks on! The person below me is wondering what to be for Halloween.

Most of the time I think so. It normally runs around 30 minutes. But there is construction going on right now so it has become a little annoying lately. The person below me took a bike ride today.

A friend sent me this today - had to share: The little boy had been looking out of the Southwest airplane window. He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?” The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant. The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?” The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?” The boy replied, "Yes, she did.” "Well", said the flight attendant, "you tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

Yep - I have a huge collection of Legos. Ahhh - damn! Daddy beat me to it. To answer Daddy - I have LP's but no sound system. Go figure! The person below me thought about strangling a co-worker (or two or twelve) today.

I don't understand - you mean living rooms aren't supposed to look like that?

Happy Birthday Daddy!!! Hope you have a great one!

Sadly, that describes my longest lasting relationship.....

Hmmmm - FBI - does that stand for Fur Ball Imp????

Maybe the shop owner is just trying to find people with talented tongues......

Man! The racial profiling has gotten way out of hand! Cardinals don't get questioned like this......

ALWAYS! Bugs Bunny is great! But Scooby Doo is the bestest!!!! The person below me has gone streaking before.

Not really. Although I've been told I look spiffy in a tux so that's always nice. The person below me has visited the Grand Canyon.

Happy Birthday!!!! Hope you have a great one!