........We are always safe, errr! Not too sure about sane I mean I know how blow up a few minor things. Little stuff really, nothing to call the national guard out for! Of course such displays would be illegal were I live, so I would never think of engaging in such practice!!!
.........Poor misunderstood Jerry, attacked in the parking lot by a tequila induced Eric! Kicked in the nuts after he went to all the trouble to make Keith a cheese omelet.
..........Humm, actually I have already thought this out, I would pay off all my bills, give money to my brothers and move to a place that I have wanted to for years, selling fish bait.
.......True, the reader will seek what they want from a story. To have sex eluded to in a story enough for me, I prefer a strong storyline with a plot.
.............Humm, let me think....Closet scene with Cody & Eric Tequila...........Ranch scene with Brandon & Eric Tequila.............Jansen & Eric Tequila I have no idea how you came to this conclusion!!
..........Moral of the story;
Never send a goat out to collect firewood!
BTW, just a thought, are you sure it was a gust of wind? Or could it have been a large bird flapping its wings near the top of the tree???