I have commitment issues so I have uhh let's not count how many books I'm theoretically in the middle of reading. But the ones on my desk as I type this are:
Sabriel by Garth Nix. Young adult fantasy. The Abhorsen (for anyone who somehow isn't familiar with this one: a special necromancer who makes the dead stay dead) is MISSING and his daughter tries to find him, which is made more difficult by the fact that his absence means there are Dead Spirits running amok. I read this as a teen and loved it and wanted to see if it still held up. (Spoiler: it still holds up and Mogget is still my favorite.)
Super Fake Love Song by David Yoon. Another young adult, this one contemporary. Nerdy Sunny Dae meets super cool girl Cirrus Soh and maybe possibly lies to her about his hobbies (and convinces his friends to go along with this) in an effort to impress her. It alternates between making me laugh and filling me with second-hand embarrassment.
The Complete Romances of Chretien de Troyes (translated by David Staines). 12th century medieval Arthurian Romances. Because sometimes I just want those old-fashioned morals where someone says "sure I've been hanging around this garden beheading every knight who enters, but I didn't have a choice, I promised my lady I would do anything she asked and this is what she asked." and everyone responds "we understand completely, you can't break a promise to your lover even if you were a dumbass and didn't bother to check terms and conditions before promising to obey her." #Couplegoals
Chivalry logic aside, Chretien is a great narrator and I love every single time he talks to the audience. Would love to hear this read aloud as intended, it must be an incredible experience.
The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules by Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg. A group of geriatrics decide to create a gang and commit crimes because they think jail will be more pleasant than their retirement community. I'm not enjoying this nearly as much as I thought I would given the hysterical premise and the fact it's marketed as humor. The opening was the funniest part of the book and then it turned out to be a dream sequence. Disappointing. But I'm only a quarter of the way through, so maybe it will turn around.