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Lee Wilson

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  1. So far. It won’t stay lite for long.
  2. In the conservatory. With a candlestick
  3. I have Swiss Miss hot chocolate. But I guess that doesn’t help you either.
  4. Do as I say, not as I do. Wasn’t the asshole scientist’s name Michael?
  5. My money is on Michael. Oh, and Jason, if you killed Five, I’m never reading another one of your stories.
  6. Be afraid. Be very afraid. OK, not really. He’ll be back. Otherwise it’d be a short and shitty story.
  7. To quote The Crazy World of Arthur Brown I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you Fire, I'll take you to burn Fire, I'll take you to learn I'll see you burn
  8. But will they get caught again? Parents taking it badly? Hmmmm. Will this be a massive understatement?
  9. Hmmmm, do I leave it as is, or change 17 chapters to make you wrong?
  10. Virgil So, we finally get to sleep around 2 AM. What a fun night, huh? Talk about your mood swings. From the high of fun messing around with Sam to the low of getting caught, all the night needed to make it complete was a murder. "Losers, mom says it's time to wake up for breakfast." Oh geez. Allison. Maybe there's still time for that murder. Scott responds, but Allison isn't happy about it. Scott "Go away twerp, we'll be there in a couple." "I'm telling mom you cal
  11. Beware the Ides of April would be more appropriate in the U.S. Many people fear tax day. Besides, fearing the musical group that sang “Vehicle” would seem awfully silly.
  12. I always had a problem with the old English writing. Beowulf was brutal for me if I remember correctly. On the other topic, the time change has never bothered me.
  13. Toby looking for a second baby already?
  14. I lucked out and didn’t have to learn Shakespeare in high school. I do remember having to read Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart in English class though. I’ve been demented ever since. Another literary classic moment, we had to translate a TV commercial in Italian class. I chose the Life cereal commercial with Mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey! Or Ehi Mico!
  15. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    You Bloody Well Right better Take the Long Way Home and go back to School or it’s Goodbye Stranger. Just kidding, It’s Raining Again, and Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down. Had to mix in a little Carpenters in there.
  16. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Fight Fire With Fire is actually my favorite Kansas song. I do like those other two though.
  17. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    It wasn’t me.
  18. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    I won’t mention that my first wedding song was “I can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO, then. You can’t not like Dust In The Wind?
  19. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Maybe he’ll get another chance.
  20. When will the links page be available?
  21. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    There won't be any more stress. Believe that and I've also got a bridge or three for sale.
  22. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    My shit list seems to grow daily lately. Yesterday it was the company I interviewed with that said “No, fuck you very much.” Today it was the mortgage company who has a totally fucked up process of handling partial payments and basically forced me to pay an extra $2000 because they think I’m behind, and whichever cat or cats kicked what seemed like 10 pounds of litter out of the litter boxes. But the day isn’t over yet, so who knows who’s next.
  23. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Yeah, that probably could have been ugly.
  24. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Thanks, laughing is good.
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