kashka

make that 9am in my case i have never cooked anything more complicated than a water for my tea

One afternoon a seven year old girl returned home from school and announced that her best friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well, OK - So Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and then Daddy's "thing" sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies." The Mom shook her head, leaned over to face her daughter eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry!

oh, sometimtimes i prefet to have shots than a drink, if the drink is oo strong and there's no right juice to cover the taste ^^' with shots it's just a few seconds and you can wash it away :] and yeah, i've never smoked pot but then neither have i ever smelled it. even if guys in my HS did they never got as far as bringing it to school O_o and i'm already addicted to too many things to experiment with drugs i have never slept longer than till noon (so not true *giggles*)

all the british/american english spelling is just plain confusing. especially when you're learning the language and you read stuff on the net or in the books and they happened to be written by people living in america when you're supposed to be learning british english. like, how could i know that in british english it's 'spoilt' and 'dreamt' instead of 'spoiled' and 'dreamed'... ^^' (minus points on the english test ) since it's almost impossible for me to understand what ppl in UK say (with all their accent and the speed they're talking with) i decided that US english is nicer and 'color' looks neater than 'colour' anyway :]

is this guy for real? O_o frankly speaking i don't think anything you'll write will get to him. he's obviously hell bent on proving what a sin/abomination/etc homosexuality is... one could almost think that he's being sarcastic and tries to mock some gay-hating priests. no such luck i guess...

by acting all cute like this you're making it worse lol in fact the infatuation began when he still had his chibi blond pirat avatar though i have to admit that the new one is positively hot ^_~ *huggles kevin* you're going to have a decent harem here, soon. of both genders

oh... i think that i actually prefer a paper version if i can. as much as i love dom's stories i would love them even more (is that possible?) if i had them in a form of book. i always have a book in my handbag, for when i'm taking a bus or tram. but even if they're books i love (pratchett's ) i can't deny the appeal of internet published stories :] like liddy mentioned - the ability to give some feedback and actually hear back from the author. the excitment (or frustration XD) of waiting for another chapter to be published, forums like this one and those awesome people that like the same stories you do and want to discuss them with you. or just act plain crazy for one reason or another (like too much of the mentioned "excitment" ). plus some of the stories published on the net are much better than more than one book i've read! (and unlike liddy i have no problems with stopping in the middle of a book if i decide it's boring).

not exactly a smart-ass answer, but the example no. 3 reminded me of this one: < Alkivar> we

no, it's 1am, it's more like i need a good night's sleep (besides i already took a nap today ^^') the person below me has curly hair

*sighs* i know... but i can always like him platonically

damn, you're right... i mean i've always had a small cruch on adam ever since i saw maroon 5's first video, but he looked so much better there! cuz just like you said - here andy looked much cuter... it has to be the hair adam looked better when he had more of it (and i'm a sucker for boys with curly hair ^^') the video was fun, though i didn't understand all that they were singing

razorlight - america :]

you don't? not even a little bit? what if i say pretty please? thanks for the nice welcome ^^=

and the "wow" refers to...? *glomps* you're totally awesome. i think i may be falling in love with you a bit

i had so many problems with my computer at some point that i had to un-plug it, open, check the cables inside or one of the cards or some other stuff that i can now plug all the cables with my eyes closed. plus, my computer is in hard_to_reach location, dark too, so sometimes i'm forced to do that anyway xD (that's why i love my USB extender cable so much <3)

*raises one of said eyebrows sceptically* next thing you tell me we shouldn't shave our legs, either...

that is most correct ^_~ the person below me has a very nice handwriting

ROTFL ^^ i don't have a habit of pointing at my wrist when asking for time but i DO ask ppl standing at a bus stop (from time to time) if the bus has already come. that is if buses of more than one line stop there (during rush hours almost all timetables are of no use).

there are actually people who are not addicted to chocolate. talk about weird i burned myself, about two weeks ago, when i was angry and thus careless and picked up a hot pot straight from a stove with bare hands. nothing unusual :] i burn/scald/bruise myself a lot ^^' the person below me is in the middle of reading a book (one that is actually printed on paper, has covers and ISBN code)

nope, not even halo 2 or 1 (i actually had to google to check what it is ^^') unless you count this: do you own a clock that shows wrong time?

nope, i usually prefer to talk to myself in person ^^= though i regularly send myself e-mails the person below me is a chocolate addict

i only use hairbrushes, i hate combs do you own a teddy bear? :] (i hope it wasn't asked before, but it's past 1.30am here and i'm getting too sleepy to check all the old posts ^^')

aye i've never dyed my hair

scary thread used to be terrified of spiders, now not so much, i can even pick up some and throw them away (if their legs are thin enough). i still dislike those big fat ones, though, even if they don't give me a near heart attack anymore getting older is kinda scary, i can agree with that >.< reptiles are not the love of my life but i'm not terrified of them (mostly because i don't get to see/encounter too many of them) i'm afraid of heights to a certain degree. i fought with this freight when i was a kid so i could climb trees, snoop old or just being built buildings and such. still tend to get scared and freeze in some situations though (while being high up, of course). never seen (live) an octopus or squid so i have no idea seen snakes only behing a glass wall or from far away, so can't really say. i guess an encounter with a poisonous snake in a jungle would be scary, but duh... they don't invide my nightmares, though :] i'm ok with crowds, though sometimes they annoy me. noisy, chaotic situations too. disappointing ppl... yeah, i guess we all are afraid of it, at least to a certain degree. so, what am i really scared of? sharp objects cutting skin. not really sharp objects themself, as a sharp knife in a kitchen is sth i can't live without (and i do mean really sharp, have no patience with even slightly blunt one, i like my knives being able to cut tomatoes with no problem). but the idea of sth sharp cutting skin? *shudders* i always avert my eyes from surgery scenes (or any other cutting scenes) while watching a movie ^^'

now that i look back it was a quite complicated and highly random process O_o step 01. i found an interesting sounding yaoi-manga title on baka-updates step 02. in order to get it i had to join a certain forum. after i did so and dl-ed what i came for i introduced myself in the introduction thread. step 03. after a couple of posts i mentioned the country i come from and another forum member replied that she knew another girl from there. she also said that the girl writes a great original story and gave me link, saying that i should check it out. step 04. a couple of days later i decided that since i have no book to read on me i may as well try the story. that was the first original gay story i've read. it was good. i got hooked. step 05. i don't remember if it was because one of my lectures was cancelled or i simply had a free period - i found myself with a bit of free time between lectures/classes and decided to spend it on uni's computer reading the mentioned story. i didn't have the story's address though, so i tried to google it by the author's name and the story's title. i got a link to aarinfantasy forum, with a thread "original stories/fanfics recommendations". i found the needed link and remembered the useful thread. step 06. after reading all available chapters of the story (it's still ongoing) i decided to go to the aarinfantasy forum again and look for sth else to read. it was a blind luck that i clicked at the "the oridinary us" (by dom luka, but you all know that ) link. step 07. i read the whole story. then i read all the others dom's stories. then i wanted to know when can i hope for a new chapter so i decided to visit dom's forum. i was an anonymus lurker there for a while (in the meantime i re-read some of dom's stories ^^'). then i noticed that dom wasn't the only one to administrate his forum. i decided to check out who "dkstories" was (as it was somewhere mentioned that he's a GA author too, and a good one ) step 08. i found GA main site and tried to find him there. no such luck ^^' but this is when google comes in handy *smirks* do i have to mention that i got hooked on dan's stories too? step 09. i got tired of lurking and decided that such great authors deserve the feedback. so here i am :] i'm willing to bet my right foot's pinky toe that i'll find even more great authors here ^___^ cuz i can already see that people here are really nice ^_____^ (btw, the manga that i was pursuing turned out pretty much average in the end, but it's thanks to it that i'm here so i won't delete it ) sorry if i'm boring you out with too much details ^^'