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Quote: “You’ll never have to share me,” I said. “He may have taken my dick, but he didn’t come close to taking my heart.” 🙄🙄🙄🤢🤢🤢 Like Ug. Quote Will: “I have to go to bed, but I’ll answer your question about Jake,” I said. so now Will gets to blab to everyone just because and yet if ANYONE says anything personal about Will himself, he would he going ape-shit.

And it’s always the pious people who try cutting loose that ONE time, and that is all it will take for them to finally stop being an ass.

Quote: “…but their clothes looked like they came from that Target store I’d gone to…” good lord, now Will is acting like Jays (or whatever ever the hell he’s going by today) absolutely no one goes to Target for high end clothes. I wonder if Will is even self-aware how stuck-up he sounds right now. Probably not. As for not having crystal drinking glass, that is acceptable since having high end (or even just regular plain glass) drinking glasses is a big hint to “inspectors” going through the rooms. Just don’t expect Jays (whatever) to be drinking a glass of white wine from a dixie cup. But if you do use a standard 18oz red dixie cup, you pour white wine to the middle line. Red slightly below that middle line. Quote: “You mean you’ll pretty much fuck anything?” Thor asked. “Well, I have some standards, but otherwise, yes,” he said. 🙄🙄🙄😂😂🙄🙄🙄 Standards my ass! Or they are so low, I don’t see where the bar is set as the “standard”. And yet another Escalade limo? Shocked this family and extended family ALL use/prefer the same damn brand. No I’m not expecting a VW Beatle Limo or even a Prius Limo but come on! Something different pls. Blue Man Group? Meh+ 😑 and Unfortunately, this is probably the best thing out in that time frame. Movies released that year were at par to meh- 😑 😑 #1 movie for that year was Shrek 2 or go to BMG… (Shrek 2 Obviously!) or go watch Resident Evil: Apocalypse (released 6 days earlier) or go to BMG… I’m almost positive I’ve would of made a choice to find a local gaming store and find a D&D game.

Oh joy! They are going to be together again… 🤢 🤮 🤮 🤢 But seriously: 🤢

I don’t think that was the main issue. The main issue is the fact that everyone else knew except Jays and everyone was hiding that fact until who knows when.

1) if we are going to have a new name for JJ, I’m suggesting Jackass. 2) shocking that anyone at Crampton Construction does not know the Schulter name and was trying to completely disregard that name. 3) not entirely sure if ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶ Jays should of dumped that model onto the floor. Especially if he’s trying to be taken seriously. 4) of course some of the younger generation of this family is not known for restraint. Matt and Will comes to mind. 5) replacing a statue with an entire skating rink and having it named after you is STILL kind of narcissistic don’t you think? 6) billboards or newspaper ads announcing your family secrets is not a good threat since that will simply encourage the gossiping crowd to dig into the entire family and all their connections. Does the Palo Alto/Boston families want that? 7) Quote “There’s a door marked ‘staff only’. Come in through that door. We’ll take care of you.” Good to know this is a TRAP so the next time my family tries this I will be forewarned. 8 ) You KNOW it’s bad if JP is cussing in front of his family! 9) if ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶ Jays is being hospitalized, you KNOW something bad is going to happen! We can’t have “normal precautions at a hospital” here. 10) kris? New phone, who dis? Nah, those two will make up and be the next Brad/Jake. Yes, I’m implying someone will die.

Well there are standards and there is JJ’s standards. Get it right the first time and there will be no issues! Secondly, there will be no coffin since that meteor landing/ plane crash/ limo landing in the middle of an active volcano will leave zero trace of JJ.

Stef still has that small Falcon? Imagine being such a rich family you have three planes (that I know of) and vehicles in three states.

This ENTIRE time of me reading CAP, watching the entire family growing up, I just assumed that JJ knew he was NOT Brad’s biological son! like OMG 😳

I wouldn’t give JJ a day before he gets back to normal JJ behavior.

Well yes I would of done better, if I had access to his billions.

Is it JUST me or is JJ being MORE of a whiny b!tch? You would think getting some sex from someone he cares about would calm some of his bitchiness.

1) of course Stef is getting a Rolls Royce Phantom. Honestly, I’m shocked he stuck with GM limos all this time. Hell, he could of gotten a Porsche limo if he wanted. Phantom VII, And one of the first BMW Rolls Royce Phantom at that! Even the base models are filled to the roof with all the latest in tech and safety (for 2004!) 2) This is becoming a musical. Who sings at dinner? Don’t do that again! next book: CAP, The musical.

420: cannabis I am curious as to what lawyers here in the group can say about Kris being charged triple+ the usual rate. I’ve personally seen that happen when the law firm doesn’t want to deal with you or your case. quote “I detested it when people were late for meetings, and this was similar.” Well no Brad, this is not similar since you are there attempting to be a busybody pos on J and Kris and the fact you were not invited by J.

And Brad already cut him off once when he refused to seek therapy. Brad can cut him off again. Brad actually forced Princess J to use public transportation! Can you imagine the horror?