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Zeoanne

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  1. I nearly choked when I saw your picture!!! DAMN It BOY!! HOT does NOT describe you! You are simply Sizzling!!!
  2. Hope You Have A Fantastic Birthday !!!
  3. Equation Solved (DF is right, just like Realize and Realise, they are both correct! I was always wondering why so many people always spelled it wrong, I was the wrong one!! BLEH!)
  4. Also, think about us parents of gay kids!! I wouldn't mind one with PFLAG on it!!
  5. HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!!
  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HOPE IT'S A VERY GOOD ONE!
  7. And you believe that? Not Sprint Mark!! Verizon! I heard Verizon is buying AllHell!
  8. Krista!!! What a great beginning to the NEW story! I love Vampies and to have the new guy in it is brilliant~! It's Twilight with a Twist! Will the guy with the scent be his first love? hummm, didn't the guy said he's lived there for many years? and he's what? 18? Hummm, makes me wonder who he actually is!
  9. I watched the news this morning and was appalled by it. And now I wonder if Simon is going to do something about it. It's not right what they did!
  10. Welcome Nine!!! Glad you've joined us. Interesting Blog you have made for yourself! Feel free to share any of your stories, poems, etc. with us. You can post your stories on e-Fiction, it's very easy to follow the steps there. If I was able to do it, so can anyone else! LOL Again, glad to see you here with us!!
  11. Have a Wonderful Birthday Dear Boy!!!
  12. Jovian, Jovian, Jovian.... So young and innocent my dear.... You could be surrounded by people who love you or at least claim to love you and still feel like the loneliest person alive!
  13. Everywhere Men (YUMM!!)
  14. Had to laugh at the end of this one!!! VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and Leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the hell are you doing?' The husband replied: What do you mean "what am I doing", 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
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