Zeoanne

Have a fantastic Birthday

Oh Crap, you two fight it off!!

Crap Happens

Continue Talking

sex please?

Blower man

Note found on the refrigerator one morning: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value You as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will Not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 Year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall Be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the Dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my Being 54 years old... I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that You are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local College. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will Understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not Be home until sometime tomorrow.

Key Largo

Innocence Perturbed

Carla C

Wars Lost

Cash Advance

Lovely Lady Awww, that's me!! A lovely damsel! I felt good going to wallyworld today!! *I died my hair midnight black and looks blue in the light, even the youngens were looking at me and smiling!! Yay!! I spiked my hair, did my black eye liner and looked mighty good! YEY ME!! Sir, dont you dare put me down!!! I'm in a good mood, especially with a couple of Mojitos in my head! LOL!!

Party Animal

Dated Him

Now Ya'll are changing the doggone words on me! UGH!! LOL Message received

Sorry Kelly, you weren't fast enough! And I didn't notice the time stamps

WOW!! People!! Hold the Press!! Go back and check out Niko and Kelly's!!! Kelly! YOU LOOSE!!! (Posts 96 & 97) Re-Start Birds Blue Heron

Maintenance Crew

*Hugs Ya!*

time out

Hey!!! You stole my WAR!!!! You Stealer! WW1

Yeah, you know I want you desperately, but we're not alone in the house, my parents are in the other room and I want to wait until we are alone and not worry of someone walking in on us.

Show Me

Gimme a freaking break!! I just woke up!! LOL! I had to go back and check what Mark had posted!! BOOHOO!!! BLAH! *sticks tongue out at ya!*