Masked Monkey

Once again, I find myself reading a story that explaind Mark's disposition: Feline Sweet Tooth Hence his hatred of Rainbow Jelly Beans and Hershey's Kisses ... :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

I'm sorry for your loss , particularly with no warning. Just hold onto Chris and let him hold onto you. Take care of yourself Snowey

Dom, the important question to ask your sister is: How many of your friends have you told it to? :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal P.S. I hope she didn't hit your "writing" arm

No. Just my time when the board has major changes. Myr <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And we all know how "worthless" Myr's time is, right? :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

At the same time, he also payed great homage to many of the nets best authors. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

I don't know if they teach this to kids anymore , but there are losts of ways for a man and a woman to have sex without it resulting in having a baby :king: Snow Dog

Hey Beast, us puppies don't often know what to say to help people, all we generally offer is a kind disposition, warm fur, a cold nose, a wet tongue, and big ears to listen, well maybe not a kind disposition . Good luck. Snow Dog

Whenever possibe, blame tequila :king: Snow Dog

Lurker...when I read Myr's post that we can change colors....I swtiched to Green (Dom's forum I think is permanently brown) I like the Green...makes me think of Kermit the Frog..but the blue is cool too....and Snow Dog calling Green freakish....ROFL.......I thought dogs only saw shades of black and white..... who knew we had variety.....thanks Myr:) Michael <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahem, Dogs are not completely color blind. The human eye has rods and cones, the rods are for intensity, and the cones come in three types (red, green, and blue) and are for color. Dogs have a significantly larger number of rods to improve their night vision at the sacrifice of the number of cones. To accomodate, the dog's eye has only two typres of cones and are red/green color blind as humans see it. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

lurker, you are a freak, so Myr should ignore your vote :king: Snow Dog

I apologize in advance to anyone who is offended, if you are the easily offended type, don't read the joke (it is funny though) This is the favorite joke of a feminist who is very important in my life How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal P.S. I apologize to anyone offended who didn't think they would be but ended up being so.

Happy Generic Birthday Greeting :king: Snow Dog

I usually go for the high protein, low grain filler stuff, and brewer's yeast is good for the coat. Now if I could just get rid of the damned fleas without chemicals or garlic is gross quantities (even for my taste). :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal Edit: Don't forget, I know how to play nice with the kitties, just ask Mark

If I do it, it isn't change. I always look where I am walking. What I hate is when someone grabs my head and twists me into new directions (grabbing my head for some other things is fine ) :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

I once got my front end clipped by someone deciding they wanted to be in my lane and not looking to see that I was already there. I was goin' 65 when I started to spin and was probably going 30 when I plowed strait into the sound wall, no airbags. I love my seatbelts. An least I didn't get bruised because I saw it coming and braced myself with my arms against the steering wheel (again, no airbag). My passenger got bruises, but nothing major. It didn't do my back any good . The weird part is the complete silence after the loud 'crunch' sound. The worst part was that the force of the impact was enough to pop the tape into the radio (I had ejected it between songs). After 2 seconds of amazing silence, Blondie's "One Way or Another" starts blasting at 'freeway' volume and I don't have the strenght to lift my body against the seat belt and turn the damn thing off. Three different sets of cars stopped to see if we were ok, nobody got the license , but I'm still here to brighten ( ) your day, so that is all that matters. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

I fear change :king: Snow Dog

Just trying to find my place in the pack :king: Snow Dog

Umm, no. Besides, my fur pattern is pretty hard to match, and the fashion gene is missing from my DNA. I'm thinking of taking Einstein's route. A closet full of identical outfits including underwear, socks, and shoes. Why make choices when it doesn't matter? :king: Snow Dog

I replaced my brown dress pair -- interviews and all, does that count? :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

Happy Birthday <insert appropirately witty comment here> (note that 'witty' is not spelled with an "sh") <insert artistically inept graphic here> Have a good one :king: Snow Dog

Dan, thats what happens when you No. Cal. types come behind the Orange Curtain :king: Snow Dog Edit: Snow Dog is remembering that he may soon be a No. Cal. type Edit #2: Oh, and you can keep the rainbows Edit #3: At least I haven't opened the rattlesnake cage, it would have been so easy to take a little drive and set them free -- probably make national news "Rattlesnake Attack at Disney 50th Anniversary: Terrorism Suspected"

You didn't piss me off Beast :king: Snow Dog

Isn't that "duly"? You're my favorite editor Robbie! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought he was just being afflicted with multiple personality disorder and felt it would be insensitive to point it out :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You guy's are a hoot!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mark is my Str8 man! :king: Snow Dog

Very well put Dog and I think dually noted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't that "duly"? You're my favorite editor Robbie! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought he was just being afflicted with multiple personality disorder and felt it would be insensitive to point it out :king: Snow Dog

I almost put this in the current "censorship" thread, but realized it belongs here. What happened with the Soapbox is just the most obvious example of how overworked Myr is. With Dan as the only moderator, and having a major shake-up in his life (which is a good thing for him) it left a void. If there is a single forum that must have active moderation to keep it about just a bunch of name calling, it is the Soapbox. I'm not blaming Dan, far from it, I think it just serves as an example that whoever Myr (and those of us who participate in the choice/discussion) decides to give moderating privaledges to, has to be very responsive to complaints about harrasing posts. This doesn't mean that the response has to be one of knee-jerk 'hand wringing' and sending someone to the corner for a time-out. But as emotions get high in places like the soapbox, someone uninvolved needs to take the time to see if there is something going on that needs to be dealt with. To anyone involved in the discussions, it was obvious that the source of any "bad feelings" (for lack of a better word) was the back and forth between AcePylut and several of our more active members (myself included). IMHO it would have been wrong for any of the members involved in those discussions to invoke moderator status to take action. Thus the need for several moderators of all attitudes when it comes to forums like the Soapbox. I don't think the forums on discussing the authors' work need as much content 'monitoring' as they do structure monitoring; for that, having the monitor be an avid fan and active participant is not a problem, and probably a benefit. The problem is the more general forums like the soapbox. Umm ... the point Snow Dog ... I think I'm trying to say that all of the monitors should have responibility for forums like the Soapbox and General Discussion so that problems can be handled quickly if necessary and it provides time for monitors to discuss things amongst themselves and yr if necessary before taking action. Enough from me, go back to what you were doing, nothing to see here ... :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal