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    Oh look: it's Passive-Aggressive Cat. Soooo much more fun than Grumpy Cat.
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    I don't mean to alarm anybody but there is a Necromancer at work in our forums... Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires. http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/
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    https://www.facebook.com/8shit/videos/780047608801085/
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    I don't care for the collectivism of the left or the religious fuk-tardery of the right. Party must be responsible and consistent with American values and traditions. Perpetrators of violent protests, race baiting and war mongering need not apply. Twelve point that are non-negotiable: 1. Constitution is paramount- highest law in the land. Messing with it is a bad idea and denying anybody's rights based on race, gender or orientation is a non-starter. 2. National Security- A strong professional military and intelligence community under responsible civilian control 3. Rule of Law- Law & Order and due Process 4. Encourage business, prosperity, economic growth 5. Support Education 6. Free and Fair Trade (with the option of tariffs to avoid product dumping in our markets) 7. Support Communications (highways, ports and satellites) 8. Encourage Scientific Research and Advancement 9. A smart, responsive, efficient but small and professional central government 10. Foreign Policy: Be a good neighbor and honorable treaty partner. 11. Responsible Environmental Stewardship (not hysterical) 12. Immigration reform
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    Revenge of the Hip Replacement
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    The hood is too rough for the homeless. They don't want to be here- low quality garbage cans and dumpsters.
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    Best of luck bro.
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    Remember this dude? He didn't know squat about my hood where a 9-iron is a pistol and rock is... well, you know wtf it is. My Neighbors? Let's start with Mr. Crack Head. He doesn't really live in the neighborhood. He just works here after 1am. Really strenuous work. Breaking into houses and cars. Then the gangsta cow... He's got all the little heifers. Then there's religious nutt... Not really dangerous but there's lot's of them and they are annoying. Red teletubby Is our random crazy that we have no idea what he's up to. Nuts with guns... Psycho mutt He's like off the chain, yo! And plain old psychos. Makes it all seem like a beautiful day to hide in my bunker. Think I'll start digging and mixing cement.
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    Doctor's Visit Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?" Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times." "Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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    More hazards of online dating...
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    Be careful out there, it's getting weird.
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    That's racial profiling! A cat burglar!?
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    It's like replacing the Stonewall with an Applebees.
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    I can haz a new toner cartridge?
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    Clean up on aisle 5
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