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JamesSavik

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  1. Stardust Seth was a little nervous returning to the clinic. The doctor had found some anomalous results in his tests and wanted to see him again. Doctor Harris had said it was probably nothing to worry about, but that sort of equivocation is guaranteed to cause anyone anxiety. As he approached the clinic it was late afternoon, but there was very little traffic. No one was at the sidewalk café next door. He looked across the street to the bank, and it was also
  2. Basket-Brawl "Did anyone survive the accident?" The fight had been rough on Karl. He was sporting a black eye, scratches and a limp. "Ha ha. Very funny." Sam sighed and asked, "Want to talk about it?" "Not really." Sam grinned and said, "You know you're going to. I'll be insufferable until you do." Karl shrugged. Then he said, "It was the usual suspects. The seniors on the basketball team got all wound up about someth
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    I was hooked by the title and now the mystery. The catfish is a phenomenon of a different generation. I wasn't even exactly sure of what it was until the doctor told Eli what this one had in mind. For a kid like Chase with strict parents, having such a lunatic after you could be pretty devastating. I'm hooked and ready for more. -JS
  4. Fun with auto-incorrect I'm guessing the scent is called the green-apple splatters. Queens has some odd dating rituals. it's past time to wash the sheets. Wow. That's a powerful colon.
  5. LOL... OK I get it now. Mary Sue is every character that Will Smith ever played.
  6. Manziel is talented but he has to clean up his act before anyone else will give him a shot. The insider buzz is that he'll go to rehab and counseling and show up at the Cowboys mini-camp this summer. Romo is about done, Jerry Jones needs a QB and he can have Johnny Football for chump change.
  7. Manziel is the poster boy for: don't be a fool, stay in school.
  8. Why spelling matters or Daylight slaying time can be fun
  9. Now that's sage advice if I've ever heard it...
  10. Cat people be like...
  11. Someday I want to tell you about the guy I met from Houston who was in the Candyman's den the night Mark Scott went missing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Corll
  12. Junior officers: delicious with coffee and biscuits. If you fail to abuse your junior officers, they might have delusions of adequacy.
  13. One of the fun things about science fiction is deciding that you need to do something and figuring out how in a way that's realistic and consistent with known science. My faster than light travel for instance. I explain it. My ships use tailored wormholes. It cost a ton of energy to do it. It misses out on all those nasty relativistic effects like time dilation. But wait- it's not all fiction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole The writers of Star Trek lived to see flip phones and ipods. I'd like to live long enough to see humanity get it's nose out of the dirt.
  14. I know, I know. No fair using a cute puppy.
  15. that's just so wrong its hilarious
  16. It beats a slap in the face with a cold, wet fish.
  17. Believe it or not, I'm not thrilled with many of our "Southern" authors. Too many of them create negative stereotypes about the south and Southerners. Like we are innocent or honest. Bah! We can be corrupt and decadent with the worst of them! We just have a different style.
  18. A prime example of MAD: Mutually Assured Douchery.
  19. It's very hard to find but the old Deities and Demigods D&D manual would be just what you are looking for. That is of course if the Baptists haven't succeeded in burning them all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deities_%26_Demigods
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