JamesSavik

I wonder if it's the same kind of black magic behind the magic penis.

How Twilight Works by the Oatmeal

I wrote a thriller named Twilight and everybody thought it was fan fiction. Most looked at the title and passed it by because they thought it was about gay vegan vampires that suck (in many more ways that is obvious). People that actually read my Twilight liked it better because it had nothing to do with gay vegan vampires that sparkle. NOW. Go read my Twilight. It's free and somewhat nerve-racking.

Unless you live on Mars, you have probably heard that the eastern coast of the United States is in for some serious trouble. Irene is going to make a grazing pass over the East coast at various strengths of cat 4, 3 and 2. This is serious even for localities that are experienced with hurricanes and are well prepared. This storm is going up the coast far enough to cause trouble in Maryland, New York and points beyond. The thing that bugs me about this storm is that it reminds me a lot of Katrina. It's a big storm. It's several hundred miles across. It's powerful and will be on the cusp of cat 3 and 4 as far north as the Carolinas. Worst- it's a relatively slow moving storm so its going to linger and take a while to pass through any given area. This means that the potential for inland flooding and wind damage is higher. I don't think storm surge is going to be so bad with this one as it is mostly a glancing blow and not a direct hit. Being an old hand at hurricanes, all the pieces are in place for a very bad storm that causes widespread destruction. If you are in the path of this storm, make preparations to be somewhere else.

Ron Weasley is the real star of the series.

because it takes a legendary creature like vampires and makes a god damn soap opera out of it. then it turns vampires into raging pussies with sparkly skin.

Hey! Forgetaboutit.

I'm so jaded that I doubt its real.

Self Esteem by Offspring I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practice all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I got no self esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah yeah yeah Now I'll relate this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door Drunk again and looking to score Now I know I should say no But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh

5.9 magnitude quake rocks East Coast Source Link: USA Today A 5.9 magnitude quake center in Virginia rocks the East Coast, with tremors felt as far south as North Carolina, as far north as Buffalo and Boston, and as far west as Detroit. Update at 2:36 p.m. ET: The Associated Press quotes the U.S. Wather Service as saying the quake says no tsunami is expected after the quake. Update at 2:30 p.m. ET: The Washington Post quotes a a USGS official as saying, "We would certainly expect aftershocks." Update at 2:29 p.m. ET: The USGS suggests that the quake is the largest to originate in Virginia since May 31, 1897. Update at 2:26 p.m. ET: The USGS says the quake was centered at a depth of 4.6 miles. Update at 2:18 p.m. ET: In "the East Coast you have this old hard, cold crust that does a lovely job of transmitting the waves," says Lucy Jones, a seismologist with the U.S. Geological Survey. "This large of an earthquake …. could definitely have been felt hundreds of miles away." Update at 2:16 p.m. ET: Fox News reports that JFK airport has been shut down because of the quake. Update at 2:15 p.m. ET: "It scared the heck out of me, I'm still shaking," said Joan Morris, spokewoman for the northern district of the Virginia Department of Transportation. A few minutes after the quake, there were no reports of damage to roads or bridges in the state, Morris said. Update at 2:13 p.m. ET: The USGS now puts the magnitude of the quake at 5.9. Update at 2:12 p.m. ET: The quake could be felt in McLean, Va., headquarters of USA TODAY. It caused the building to sway. Some items could be heard falling from shelves. A number of employees went left the building. Update at 2:10 p.m. ET: NBC reports that the quake was centered nine miles from Mineral, Va., which is 100 miles south of Washington, D.C. Says Doug Kammerer, meteorlogist with the NBC affiliate in Washington, calls the tremor a "very big earthquake for our area." The quake struck around 1:15 p.m. ET and lasted for about 30 to 45 seconds. There have been no reports of injuries or widespread damage. Update at 2p.m. ET: Reuters reports a 6.0 magnitude earthquake centered near Mineral, Va., rocked the mid-Atlantic states and was felt as far north at Manhattan and as far south as North Carolina. Update at 1:57 p.m. ET:The Associated Press reports that the Pentagon is being evacuated. An apparent earthquake rocks Washington, D.C. area. Fox news reports that several public buildings, including the Capitol, have been evacuated. _____________________________________ East Coast earthquake: 5.9 magnitude epicenter hits Virginia By Melissa Bell Source Link: Washington Post An earthquake hit the East Coast Tuesday afternoon, rattling nerves up and down the country. The U.S. Geological Survey said the earthquake hit near the town of Mineral, Virginia with a 5.9 magnitude . People reported feeling the ground move as far north as Boston and as far south as Anderson, South Carolina. A Colombus, Ohio government worker reported the building shook there, as well. In Washington, people spilled out onto the streets and reports came in that the earthquake was strong enough in Virginia to break glass and shake products off store shelves.

fall. After so much 100 degree heat (that's 35 degrees C), my brains are broiled

Anybody play astro empires?

Well... it's gets pretty confusing sometimes. You go to all the trouble of being out and honest and there are tons of self-proclaimed "str8" guys trying to climb your frame. I never knew str8 guys are such sluts.

I have a few EXes. Most are dead, most of the rest I never hear from. There are two that call me up at 3am when they are drunk and beg me to f**k'em. Then I remind them they they moved 800/1500 miles away.

Looks like the cover to a romance novel.

Either they come down hard on Miami or there might not be an NCAA any longer. They have taken drastic and draconian actions against smaller schools for much less severe violations. The hypocrisy has got to be driving a lot of athletic directors crazy. The NCAA has given the so called "death penalty" to five schools since 1952. In division IAA it was University of Kentucky basketball program from 52-53 and Southern Methodist University football program from 1987-88.

The NCAA has no choice other than to bury the University of Miami. As hard as they have come down on small schools for minor violations, unless they really smack Miami, they look like they are playing favorites with with big money programs. They already look bad for letting Auburn outbid Mississippi State for the services of Cam Newton last year. They can't reward systemic and long term corruption with a slap on the wrist.

Currently I play Civ V on my computer. I love exploring and only fight when I have to. Online I play Outer Core and am rated # 23 on my server. I used to play RPGs until the work involved wasn't matched by player commitment. In the distant past I've played stuff like Star Fleet Battles(3 tournament wins), Command Decision, Harpoon and others. I used to play Avalon Hill classic games (before they were taken over by Wizards of the Coast and gayed up) and Game Designers Workshop.

This says it better than I ever could... Dude... the best you can hope for is to be the lab rat in a str8 guys experiment. Just say NO to str8 guys.

Coming out depends on a number of things and it's all about YOU. #1 Will you be safe? Some people are not. Others are sent to str8 camp where religious nuts f**k with their heads. #2 BE EIGHTEEN! If you are not, the adults in your life can call the shots. #3 Have a backup plan- if things go badly. #4 If you are dependent on your family for car, college or a place to live, be prepared to lose it. Unless you have a good idea how they will react, respect Murphy's Law. #5 Depending on your age, you are likely to get variations of are you sure or it's just a phase. If you are not prepared to face these questions with confidence, don't come out at all. #6 Some parents may want (or even demand) that you see a counselor, psychologist or shrink. If you do, make sure that they are not associated with a church, church run clinic or hospital. Make sure that they are a member of either the American Psychological Association or the American Psychiatric Association. #7 Unless you are EXTREMELY well versed in your religion/scripture, do no engage in religious discussions regarding homosexuality with clergy or lay people. Many religions train their people with just what to say and it's nothing that you want to hear.

Villagers accused in "magic penis" killing fear they are cursed South African villagers accused of burning a pastor to death because they thought he was using a magic penis to sleep with women now fear they have been cursed. News Desk August 14, 2011 19:21 Source Link: Global Post A village mob in South Africa, accused of burning a pastor to death for using an invisible magic penis to sleep with women in the community, now believe they have been cursed by the dead man's family. Earlier this year, 12 people from a shantytown near Malalane, South Africa, were charged with murder and arson for setting Pastor Albert Malwane of the Izwi Zion Christian Church on fire and burning down his house, the African Eye News Service reports. Community members had accused the pastor of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the area. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorizing the community. One of villagers charged in Malwane's death, Sunnyboy Mthalala, died in May after vomiting blood and complaining of swollen feet, according to the news service. Now, the 11 remaining accused — nine men and three women, between the ages of 28 and 50 — believe the pastor’s family used “muti,” or traditional medicine, to place a curse on those charged in his death and make them fall ill. Pastor Malwane’s father “confirmed that a curse was released at the pastor’s funeral to haunt his son's killers,” the African Eye News Service says. The villagers were arrested in February after the pastor was dragged from his one-room shack, taken to a hill and set on fire. His house was burned down, and his wife and daughter were forced into hiding. Last week the case was postponed again in a South African court. The 11 accused are currently out on bail of R1,000, or about $140, and are scheduled to appear in court again at the end of September. In some poor, rural South African communities, superstitious beliefs can lead to the brutal killings of people accused of "witchcraft" In another such case last week, in the Eastern Cape, an elderly woman and her two children were shot and hacked to death by a group of men who suspected them of witchcraft. Earlier this year in South Africa's Limpopo province, two women were killed by villagers who accused them of being witches. The women were dragged from their homes and stoned to death, before their bodies were dragged back into a house, which was then set on fire. _________________________________

I'm creeped out that people actually watch that made-for-TV horseshit from SyFried network. It's horrible formula bullshit. I don't know why the new management bought SyFi- they don't like science Fiction and they are showing less and less of it.

Sometimes it takes a few live rounds in the right place to sort things out. Better sooner rather than later when the situation is completely out of hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBd4nCFqsNs Ren is a chihuahua and Stimpy is a cat. ____________________________________________ Everybody- sing along! Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcuses And we have to clean up after them And our sadle sores are the best We proudly wear womens' clothing And seering sandblows up our skirts! (Ren joins with Stimpy) And the buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes will devour us whole And our bones will bleach in the sun (Stimpy) That's it! (Ren & Stimpy) And we will probably go to (censored) And that is our great reward For being the Ro-oy-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! (Stimpy) C'mon everybody! (Everyone) Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcuses And we have to clean up after them And our sadle sores are the best We proudly wear womens' clothing And seering sand blows up our skirts And the buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes will devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun And we will probably go to (censored) And that is our great reward For being the Ro-oy-oy-al Canadian Kilted YAKSMEN!