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In this economy, the wise move may be to keep what you have until you KNOW that you will land on your feet. That may mean going slow- keeping the job while working on the new enterprise on the side for a while. I don't know all that there is to know about your situation. It's up to you to do your due diligence: market research, planning and financing. My best advice: look carefully before you leap. All the best of luck. At this point I'd like a gig that I hated for a stable 50K/year.

OOPS! Wrong comedian! I loved it when he worked with Sam Kinnison

Don't get me started on Alphas. God that's a suck-fest. Everything they do now turns into a shitty soap opera. Craprica was the Sy-Fried Network trying desperately to get some extra cash out of the Battlestar Galactica franchise and creating another puke-fest of a soap opera. I didn't leave the Sci-Fi network. They left me. Now they have the ghost-hunters garbage and professional wrestling.

I'm sorry but I hate that show. Compared to the stuff that the Sy-Fried network has canceled, it sucks balls. They canceled Eureka and SGU because of their production costs- not because they had low ratings. Whorehouse 13 has shitty ratings and stayed because its cheap to make. That's how we get must puke TV.

Sounds to me like the author needs to do a few hail-mary's and take a cold shower.

In case it ages off- somebody is pissed! CHEATING WIFE, Divorce Estate SALE SAT/SUN? (WHITES CREEK) Date: 2011-10-07, 8:17PM CDT Reply to: sale-dhq6j-2638374420@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] DIVORCE/ Possible Estate Sale, ONE WEEKEND ONLY! I am MOVING MONDAY ALL WILL GO!!! Due to OVERWHELMING Day today, We'll be adding Saturday to the PARTY SALE days... Friday Oct 7th 9am-6pm, Saturday Oct 8th 8:30-1pm, Sunday Oct 9th 9am-??? 6991 Old Hickory Blvd, Whites Creek, TN 37189 FRIDAY Oct 7 9a.m. Sharp...Saturday 8:30 AND SUNDAY Oct 9 No early birds, Gates will be LOCKED! ***Cheating Wife Pre-Court Sale*** GONNA SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE SHE GETS HOME ON TUESDAY WHEN I SERVE HER WITH DIVORCE PAPERS AND PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR VIDEO OF HER AND HER BOY TOY ON VACATION... Sorry No Womens Clothes (my friends said I shouldn't sell her clothes it wouldn't be right, so I burned them in a bonfire and danced around the fire like an indian!) But the COSTUME jewelry is for sale...anything that wasn't REAL GOLD or Silver (including her wedding and engagement ring she left here for (for SAFE KEEPING while she's on her cruise with her boyfriend she didn't think I knew about)....I already sold it ALL for SCRAP!!!... Secondly, I am selling her brand new motorcycle since I'm the ONLY one on the Title and loan, lawyer said SELL IT! she only put 578 miles on a brand new 2010 Harley Davidson Sportster in a year, Yes still under FULL HD Factory Warranty Black 883 fuel injected, with New quick windshield, and crash bars (NEVER WRECKED) hell it never really been ridden...CHEAP!!! $6750.00 I have $9500 in it... Many PERSONAL and HOUSEHOLD Items, Kitchen Appliances, accessories, dishes, glass and cook-wear, silver wear... Furniture, Lamps , beds, Head board n mirror, end tables, dining room table, 42" Flat screen TV, mount and shelves, Nice Custom Billiards table/accessories... Office tables/chairs..Audio/Video Equipment (8 TV's alone) ...Music of ALL kinds.. Clothes GALORE!!! Queen Size pillow top bed with box spring, and frame paid $1100, will take $100.00 Dont ever wanna sleep on it again!!! extra multi size bed-frame $10.00 Jewelry, MENS STAGE WEAR, NEW Mens Leather Jackets, Leather Pants, t-shirts t-shirts t-shirts, Music Equipment, Glass and Iron custom bar, Wine racks...lamps Lamps LAMPS, Car stuff, TONS of nicknacks, Toys, Hunting and camping gear, ART pieces, Muzik Mafia Memorabilia... ANTIQUES!!! AND MUCH, MUCH MORE...TOO MUCH TO LIST! Yard Equipment, 2 leaf blowers, Briggs n Stratton Gas Powered Pressure Washer, Toro gas push mower... MANY TOOLS... Automotive AND Construction New snow ski equiptment, fishing gear, more, More, MORE! TOO MUCH TO LIST... SELLING ALL THE TOYS!!! 1984 Mustang Pace-car, Project Foxbody 1968 Corvette conv, roadster, 4 spd RARE!!! 1750 miles since resto...$25000.00, just appraised at $35,000.00 1978 Trans Am, WS6 project $1500 Smokey and the Bandit car 2005 Custom Harley Davidson Over $30K invested, $17,500.00 2010 Harley Davidson Sportster Less then 578 miles Like Brand NEW $6750.00 (books for 7500+) (parts) NEW Aerocharger Harley Turbo Kit... If I don't sell the Mustang Pace car and Trans Am this weekend, I WILL CRUSH THEM ON MONDAY Come on over and take home a treasure...As my buddy Jamey Johnson wrote for George Straight... "Give it away, there ain't nothing in this house worth fightin for, we were always fighting anyway.....give it away" Help me SELL EVERYTHING and get out of this house before cheating wife returns from Carribean Island Cruise with her boy toy... EVERYTHING WILL GO THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be MOVING OUT MONDAY NO IF's AND's OR BUTTS! SHE WILL COME HOME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE!

happy birthday Chase. For some reason I see you as a West Coast Jay Gatsby. I hope to see more of your writing.

The Athlete OK. You can stand the competitiveness to get next to those pecs and abs. It's not that he looks like a Greek god chiseled out of marble that turns you on about him. It's that dreamy look in his eye. It takes about a month to figure out that when he gets that dreamy look, he's thinking of somebody else. Mr. Perfect No. He's not a wrestler except in the sack. Mr. Perfect is everything you always wanted... except for the cheating and the clap. The Hipster Like anyone that has ever fed a tom-cat, you gave him sex once and now you own him. Unlike the tom-cat, you can't drop him off at the pound. The Cute Dumb One You can't help but fall in love with the cute dumb one. His vulnerability is so appealing. It takes dating him a while to figure out that he'll be a high maintenance life long project. Trade in on a red neck or a geek. At least they can fix your car/computer. The Buddy It's inevitable. Everybody makes the mistake of sleeping with one of their buddies. Problem is that weirdness factor afterwards. So... do you want to play video games or blow me? You can see how this will get complicated. The Pretty, Pretty EMO Boy This is a mistake of epic proportions. EMO boys are like crack: they are highly addictive and hard to get. They will only find you sexually attractive until you turn 20 and then you immediately become a sad old troll that they are embarrassed to be seen talking to. Sure the sex is amazing but the early troll-hood just ain't worth it. The Geek OK- he's not very sexy or attractive but he'll love you like it the first time- because for him, it probably is. Sure he tends to be socially awkward and might need coaching to shower and brush his teeth every day but dammit, he's reliable. He can either fix your computer or build you a new one that would make the NSA jealous. The Drunk No. Just no. The Redneck Kid Whether he is from Kansas or Louisiana or Texas, he's polite and has some old fashioned ways but you can always count on him to be true. He can fix your car and shoot burglars between the eyes. He's a keeper.

You're still a sweet kid to me. JS

A rather elegant proof of evolution through behavior

I've got a lot of respect for you Mark. You've grown a whole lot in a very short time. You handle reality better than most 30-40 year olds that I know. JS

Yikes! It's been THAT long???

It beats foul smelling hair every time.

10 Hilarious Medical Transcription Errors article written by: Jordan Gonzales http://www.forkparty.com/17691/10-hilarious-medical-transcription-errors Medical transcription is a very important process when it comes to the business of saving lives. Those are the seemingly indecipherable notes on your patient sheet that your doctor will look over to help decide which medicines and treatments you will need to become a functioning human being again. Unfortunately, a lot of these notes are written in haste and words can be misspelled, forgotten, or switched around. You might be shocked to hear that doctors goof up on those notes, especially when receiving wrong doses or entirely wrong medicines can do much more harm than good. While medical transcription errors are best avoided, not all of them spell doom for a patient. In fact, a lot of them are hilarious. Here are some of the best medical transcription errors that have found themselves leaked onto the Internet. Transcription Error: The patient was breathing heavily with no signs of respiration Hmm. This sounds like the kind of case that only House M.D. could solve, with a mixture of snark and common sense. I guess the twist ending would be chest spasms without lung compression. Or House would just call whoever wrote this note an idiot. Transcription Error: The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately Doctors spend years and years in school, learning how to do doctor things. After these years and years of school, they have to go through years of on the job training. This is quite understandable, as anybody with a decent chance of being elbow deep in somebody’s intestines should know what they are doing. The downside of this is doctors don’t learn sentence structure. Or this was just the world’s most emotional M.D. Transcription Error: Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized This is the type of note that we all wished our doctors would write for us. Forget those cheesy pick-up lines. Whenever you are at the bar you would just pull out this official documentation from your doctor, show it to the woman of your choice, and have the night of your life. This is of course assuming that the note is accurate, which this example certainly wasn’t. It was just the best accidental compliment of that patient’s life. Transcription Error: Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles That sounds terrifying. The specific level of terror depends on the distance between the patient’s rectum and Los Angeles, but it is arguable that the phrase “bleeding started in the rectal area” is terrifying enough on its own. Transcription Error: She is numb from her toes down Alright ladies, if these are the problems that you are seeing the doctor for then you have officially lost all rights to make fun of guys about refusing to see doctors. We at least wait until that numbness reaches our ankles. Tough guys will wait until it hits the knees. Or else the doctor forgot to address the serious matter of toes growing out of a woman’s forehead. Transcription Error: Social history reveals this 1 year old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed On second thought, this might not be an error. The news is always talking about how fast kids are growing up these days, what with all the hormones put in our cheeseburgers and all. Maybe doctors are actually concerned about alcoholic chain smoking infants. Maybe this medical transcription is proof that we will finally see a baby born with a glorious mustache. Transcription Error: Patient called and left word that he had expired last week This patient wins the award for most courteous zombie of all time. Of course the doctor probably meant that the patient’s health insurance or something had expired, but a polite zombie apocalypse is a far more interesting theory. Transcription Error: On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely Everybody has memories of falling down and scraping their knee when they were little. You would sit there and cry over what was a horrific injury in your mind, but actually barely qualified as a boo boo. It was at this time a supposedly funny uncle or dad would joke that they had to amputate. After all, if you don’t have the knee it won’t hurt anymore. This is what happens when somebody gives that funny uncle/dad a medical license. Transcription Error: Discharge status: Alive but without permission It is not unheard of for doctors to get a God complex since their jobs are literally life and death. It is a little weird to see one so blatant about his need to control everything. Most doctors would be glad to see a patient breathing, let alone healthy enough to leave the hospital. It sounds like this doctor wants to track down this patient and take away his clean bill of health with his bare hands. Transcription Error: The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed Sherlock Holmes is not only the world’s greatest detective, but also the world’s greatest physician. His bedside manner leaves a little to be desired, though.

My older brother calls it cat-soup

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Why don't they just get some illegal aliens to play gay roles? They'll sure do it cheaper and you can bounce them to the other side of the border when you are done with them.