JamesSavik

Ewwww

As I'm a well known asshole under lots of stress, I've been known to use the F-word from time to time. I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real f**king asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong… NAAAAH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

Irene did not strengthen as expected. It stayed around a cat 1 until it dropped to tropical storm strength.

I wonder if it's the same kind of black magic behind the magic penis.

How Twilight Works by the Oatmeal

It worked for me. Sorry Tet.

I wrote a thriller named Twilight and everybody thought it was fan fiction. Most looked at the title and passed it by because they thought it was about gay vegan vampires that suck (in many more ways that is obvious). People that actually read my Twilight liked it better because it had nothing to do with gay vegan vampires that sparkle. NOW. Go read my Twilight. It's free and somewhat nerve-racking.

Unless you live on Mars, you have probably heard that the eastern coast of the United States is in for some serious trouble. Irene is going to make a grazing pass over the East coast at various strengths of cat 4, 3 and 2. This is serious even for localities that are experienced with hurricanes and are well prepared. This storm is going up the coast far enough to cause trouble in Maryland, New York and points beyond. The thing that bugs me about this storm is that it reminds me a lot of Katrina. It's a big storm. It's several hundred miles across. It's powerful and will be on the cusp of cat 3 and 4 as far north as the Carolinas. Worst- it's a relatively slow moving storm so its going to linger and take a while to pass through any given area. This means that the potential for inland flooding and wind damage is higher. I don't think storm surge is going to be so bad with this one as it is mostly a glancing blow and not a direct hit. Being an old hand at hurricanes, all the pieces are in place for a very bad storm that causes widespread destruction. If you are in the path of this storm, make preparations to be somewhere else.

Ron Weasley is the real star of the series.

because it takes a legendary creature like vampires and makes a god damn soap opera out of it. then it turns vampires into raging pussies with sparkly skin.

You know you're in Mississippi.... ...when there is a tornado siren and everybody goes outside to look for the funnel. ...when middle school is considered higher education. ...when you find out that there are more guns than people. ...when you overhear people comparing their recipes for crystal meth and gumbo. ...when the cops wait 10 minutes before answering a domestic dispute call in hopes that the couple has either worked it out or is out of ammunition. ...your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. ...you know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. ...95 degrees is a nice break in the August heat. ...you've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals. ...you can find find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. ...you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. ...you've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. ...little smokies in barbecue sauce are considered fine cuisine. ...nobody knows what the hell "pop" is but "a coke" can be damned near anything short of a beer. ...you learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply ...wedding planners use football schedules to plan their wedding date. ...when a broken A/C constitutes an emergency. ...you've met people with a belt buckle bigger than their head. ...when "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. ...when chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. ...you have a special fishing pole for Sundays.

Hey! Forgetaboutit.

I write fiction- not necessairly m4m fiction.

I'm so jaded that I doubt its real.

Self Esteem by Offspring I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practice all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I got no self esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah yeah yeah Now I'll relate this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door Drunk again and looking to score Now I know I should say no But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh

5.9 magnitude quake rocks East Coast Source Link: USA Today A 5.9 magnitude quake center in Virginia rocks the East Coast, with tremors felt as far south as North Carolina, as far north as Buffalo and Boston, and as far west as Detroit. Update at 2:36 p.m. ET: The Associated Press quotes the U.S. Wather Service as saying the quake says no tsunami is expected after the quake. Update at 2:30 p.m. ET: The Washington Post quotes a a USGS official as saying, "We would certainly expect aftershocks." Update at 2:29 p.m. ET: The USGS suggests that the quake is the largest to originate in Virginia since May 31, 1897. Update at 2:26 p.m. ET: The USGS says the quake was centered at a depth of 4.6 miles. Update at 2:18 p.m. ET: In "the East Coast you have this old hard, cold crust that does a lovely job of transmitting the waves," says Lucy Jones, a seismologist with the U.S. Geological Survey. "This large of an earthquake …. could definitely have been felt hundreds of miles away." Update at 2:16 p.m. ET: Fox News reports that JFK airport has been shut down because of the quake. Update at 2:15 p.m. ET: "It scared the heck out of me, I'm still shaking," said Joan Morris, spokewoman for the northern district of the Virginia Department of Transportation. A few minutes after the quake, there were no reports of damage to roads or bridges in the state, Morris said. Update at 2:13 p.m. ET: The USGS now puts the magnitude of the quake at 5.9. Update at 2:12 p.m. ET: The quake could be felt in McLean, Va., headquarters of USA TODAY. It caused the building to sway. Some items could be heard falling from shelves. A number of employees went left the building. Update at 2:10 p.m. ET: NBC reports that the quake was centered nine miles from Mineral, Va., which is 100 miles south of Washington, D.C. Says Doug Kammerer, meteorlogist with the NBC affiliate in Washington, calls the tremor a "very big earthquake for our area." The quake struck around 1:15 p.m. ET and lasted for about 30 to 45 seconds. There have been no reports of injuries or widespread damage. Update at 2p.m. ET: Reuters reports a 6.0 magnitude earthquake centered near Mineral, Va., rocked the mid-Atlantic states and was felt as far north at Manhattan and as far south as North Carolina. Update at 1:57 p.m. ET:The Associated Press reports that the Pentagon is being evacuated. An apparent earthquake rocks Washington, D.C. area. Fox news reports that several public buildings, including the Capitol, have been evacuated. _____________________________________ East Coast earthquake: 5.9 magnitude epicenter hits Virginia By Melissa Bell Source Link: Washington Post An earthquake hit the East Coast Tuesday afternoon, rattling nerves up and down the country. The U.S. Geological Survey said the earthquake hit near the town of Mineral, Virginia with a 5.9 magnitude . People reported feeling the ground move as far north as Boston and as far south as Anderson, South Carolina. A Colombus, Ohio government worker reported the building shook there, as well. In Washington, people spilled out onto the streets and reports came in that the earthquake was strong enough in Virginia to break glass and shake products off store shelves.

fall. After so much 100 degree heat (that's 35 degrees C), my brains are broiled

Anybody play astro empires?

Well... it's gets pretty confusing sometimes. You go to all the trouble of being out and honest and there are tons of self-proclaimed "str8" guys trying to climb your frame. I never knew str8 guys are such sluts.

I have a few EXes. Most are dead, most of the rest I never hear from. There are two that call me up at 3am when they are drunk and beg me to f**k'em. Then I remind them they they moved 800/1500 miles away.

Looks like the cover to a romance novel.