JamesSavik

Chad Allen is one of us.

I have issues with many organizations that champion gay rights. Some are all about gay marriage and I don't give a damn about that. I'm ugly, old, ain't going to happen for me. f**k it. Gay marriage is never going to happen anyway so we might as well pick battles we CAN WIN. Battles that will make a substantive difference in the quality of our lives. The kind of gay rights focus that I want to see is more practical. I want to see the sort of thing pushed that a) has a snowballs chance in hell of passing will make a positive impact on peoples lives immediately. ENDA or the Employment Non Discrimination Act is just the sort of thing that gay rights organizations SHOULD be pushing for. Discrimination against gay people is perfectly legal in 29 states. You can be fired simply because you are gay and this law will fix that. It will also be the first law of consequence that specifically protects GLBT people as a class and should it pass, it would be historic. This is important because there is a narrow window of opportunity to get this passed. If we miss it, it could take another twenty years. Pass this bill! Join the HRC, give money, call your congressmen: we need this one. If we don't get another piece of legislation this is the one that we've GOT to have.

Human Rights Campaign Help end workplace discrimination against GLBT people. PASS ENDA NOW!

This is bad assed- Bugeye, I'm going to take the liberty of reformatting it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOdwHHsu_c0

Twilight has been done.

I am investing in stakes and silver bullets.

There are two places that have been known for killing sailors for centuries: Tierra del Feugo- the Southernmost point of South America; the transition between the Atlantic and the Pacific. Cape of Good Hope- the southernmost point of Africa; the transition between the Atlantic and Indian Oceans. Both places are known for terrific storms, unpredictable tides and currents and strange tidal conditions caused by differences in the temperature of the waters. If you are going to kill your sailor, those two places would be likely candidates.

Merci Beaucoup (that's a big thanks) to Talonrider for his help with Twilight.

That why there are horse races. I'm not interested in writing/reading pure sex. Some people are but... I think after reading a few thousand of them your interests might shift.

There's a big difference in the spank-stories on Nifty and the stories that you will read here or at Awesomedude. Sex is a part of the plot, not the entirety of the plot- if there is any sex at all. I just finished a story in which there was no sex at all (with the exception of unstated sexual tension) and it was nominated for Best Non-GA Story. Sex for its own sake is just plain boring. I'm more interested in what is happening past the bedroom.

stupid isn't funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLFdRXWBIVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU Who wants chowder?

I don't see the language being that much more offensive than Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

I am considering a story based in Mississippi during the forties. During this time period characters used the N-word like it was going out of style (indeed- it was). For my dialog and setting to ring true, I have to use it. Will people judge the story by its contents or see the n-word and instantly start a lynch mob? I don't suppose that the Q-word will have the same effect.

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future By Nick Hide Source Link A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes." Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown costume! Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: Depends how hard you throw them. Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ? A: Nail its other hand to the floor. Q: What do a dead baby and a horse have in common? A: After you ride them your always sore. Q: What is red & yellow & screams? A: A peeled baby in lemon juice. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. Q: What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork! Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on its face! Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off of it's head. Q: What's the difference between a baby & a watermelon? A: One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer & the other is a watermelon. Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag. Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? A: Art. Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? A: You can't gargle gravel. Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Nailing it to a dead puppy! Q: What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A: f**ked. Q: What's red and dances all around? A: A baby on a barbecue. Q: How do you make a baby walk? A: Cut off its hands. Q: Why is it so hard to play with dead babies? A: The parts keep coming off. Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller? A: A baby in a trash compactor. Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? A: The dog plays with it more. Q: How do you get 10 babies into a bowl? A: With a blender! Q: How do you get them out again? A: With tortilla chips!!! Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: What is charred black and screams? A: A baby getting his toy out of the fireplace! Q: What does a dead baby and a jar of ketcup have in common? A: If you squeez them hard enough red stuff comes out. Q: How do you save a baby from drowning? A: Harpoon it. Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A zombie baby eating a nun. Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? A: Bob. Q: What do you call a bunch of retarted babies in a bathtub? A: Vegetable stew! Q: What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas? A: Cancer. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth. Q: What's red and goes round and round? A: A baby in a garbage disposal. Q: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin? A: A Big Mac. Q: What is better than a dead baby? A: The revoked child-support. Q: What do you call a baby on a stick? A: A Kebabie. Q: What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby? A: A watermelon floats. Q: What is red and lies in all four corners of the room? A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw. Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A: A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch? A: Matt. Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? A: Stick a javelin through it's head. Q: What have you got when you strap a dead baby to each foot? A: Slippers. Q: What is blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a plastic bag. Q: What is green and sits in a corner? A: The same baby, six weeks later. Q: What is red and swings back and forth? A: A baby on a meat hook. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby. Q: What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: What is black and sits in a corner? A: A baby with it's finger in an electric socket. Q: What squeals and goes around at 100mph? A: A baby in an electric fan. Q: What is blue and knocks on glass? A: A baby in a fishtank. Q: What is charred black and smells really bad? A: A baby chewing on an extension cord. Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman on a children's playground! Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? A: Make a coffee table. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby? A: Because you get a womb with a view. Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach? A: Sandy. Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing? A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Myr the Magnificent, benevolent dictator and Wizard King of this realm is without a Facebook Avatar. This will NEVER do. All good minions of the land are hereby requested to present potential Facebook Avatars for our leader! I will begin:

You are known for the company you keep. Sure- there's some good stuff on Nifty but you've got to confront a whole lot of swine before you find any pearls. Do you want your stories sitting beside "intergenerational", incest and pure porn? I don't. Call me a snob but that's not what I write, am about or support.

and who doesn't (that's not lying their ASS off)? But.. it's not true. I'm nice to kids but I don't chase 'em. The guy I've been seeing lately is my age.

Jessie James cheated on his wife Sandra Bullock with a hoe tattooed in Nazi regalia!

It can't be that good. I've got 145. ______________________________ OH ya didn't like that? It over 150 now.

Go f**k or get f**ked whatever you are into. What are you saving it for? Somebody special? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH DUmb ass