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JamesSavik

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  1. My Mom's house was like a museum. She collected rocks from every trip she took. This one came from Missouri, this one came from Texas, this one came from Arid-zona.... Getting rid of them would be a crime against history. 🙄
  2. We used to have garage sex while working on cars and trucks. Not in the grease pit, though. Never have I ever had sex on Air Farce One.
  3. Saints fans' frustrations are exacerbated by their dominate performance in their first two wins. Then all their old geezers got injured, and the team is dead as a hammer.
  4. Urban Meyer's tenure with the Jacksonville Jaguars was the gold-standard of the lackadaisical football coach. Actually, he was worse.
  5. My friend Justin is notorious for bending straight guys. I guess everybody needs a hobby.
  6. My Mom always knew. She would come home to a clean kitchen and the roast in the over, she would set her lip and say: All right. What did you do?
  7. Nope. Never have I ever spent time on a chain gang.
  8. Hi-Fi or High Fidelity is an attribute of stereo systems which faithfully reproduce audio. Modern systems can faithfully amplify sound from sources ranging from turntables, CDs, video and digital audio.
  9. Most people are baffled by lawyers' circumlocution. Why use a few well-chosen words when a verbose word salad can confuse, intimidate or cover your ass? Sometimes it seems if they are paid by the word.
  10. Ow, ow, ow! In Mississippi, there is late summer and winter. The weather falls off a cliff. Yesterday it was 80 (27.2 C). Today it's 41 (5 C) and my knee is bitching about it loudly. Maybe I need a rheumatologist.
  11. You might be an urbane redneck if you have no holes in your jeans and offer a stranger a cold beer on a hot day.
  12. I have. We went to the North rim ~2012. It's really breathtaking. Never have I ever been in France.
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