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Camilo

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  1. Yeah, you better walk away! He's mine I tell you, only mine! I get first dibs, sloppy seconds, and even dried up thirds!!!!!!!!
  2. Happy 27th Let's see, that in human years is...... 125 years old Dam Tiger, you is OLD!!!!!!!!!
  3. Bring it on Girl! I'll do anything fo my man!
  4. Nah ah!!!! Get away from my man, Nephy!!!!!!!! *Barks* *Barks* *Barks*
  5. Simon Miller......... Some of you may already know....but I would do anything for this guy, I mean, anything...just to even touch him. Sigh, Simon And I'm so jealous of the blond guy for being able to touch my dream man
  6. Eww, chocolate goat milk???
  7. You guys have not been paying attention, they are called mail slots
  8. for wearing plaid and stripes, silly boy :-}
  9. Hey guys! I wish you all a great thanksgiving and a very very successful Black Friday
  10. Oh easy, here's what happened: Little Johnny (das u) was walking blissfully down the street when he saw a poster advertising a clearance sale and it said "Love Boutique Sale! Half off all love machines!" and little Johnny was giddy with excitement. Old Frankie had been with him through good and bad times, but he was starting to lose his "stamina", so little Johnny thought that this was great; he could by a new "playmate" So skipping along went Johnny and, quick like a bunny, he got to the love boutique. He marveled at isles of willing playmates and gasped as he found what he was looking for. It had to be the most beautiful playmate he had ever seen, long and thick, with healthy pink hue. Little Johnny just had to have him for himself. So he checked for the price, although little Johnny knew no one could put a price on the happy nights that they would spend together. It was $200 dollars. So little Johnny checked his wallet and to his dismay, he had but $50 dollars. He sighed deeply and looked around; not even with the sale could he buy his playmate's ticket out of the Love Boutique. Something inside little Johnny prevented him from abandoning this new-found pal, so, on an impulse that seemed to come from deep within his groin, little Johnny grabbed his future BFF and stashed him inside his coat pocket. Discreetly he tried to exit the store, smiling and giggling as he left, but as soon as he reached the exit, alarms sounded. A security guard walked towards little Johnny, but little Johnny, petrified of the punishment he would receive, ran out of the store. Unbeknownst to him, there was a law enforcement agent idling outside the Love Boutique and at the sight of a boy running out of, as he himself refers to it, the place for "sexual deviants" he became alarmed. He chased little Johnny and threw him into this police car. He took little Johnny down to the station and charged him for robbery. When his beloved parents came to pick him up, they were shock as they read his crime: "Arrested for stealing sex toys from the Love Boutique"
  11. So this is are a few recaps about homosexuality and me. Chiefly the fact that it appears everywhere around me. You know, I bet when I come out, nothing around me will remind me of it. That's just how things are; when you don't wan to think about it, it's everywhere and when you are ready for it, it's nowhere to be found,
  12. lol Mark, they're not that white, the light just made them look whiter than usual. The only thing I do is that annoying whitestrip thing and scary dentist visits with lots of flouride
  13. Thanks for everyone who commented on my senior pic! And I'm sorry for those who didn't get to see it, lol but the pic is no longer available
  14. Well, I just got to say that I love blue hottie (yep, that's his new nickname 'cause he's blue and he's a hottie). Hehe, I don't know but he's strikes me as a rugged- I will deflower you passionately type of guy. Is he based on someone you know or knew, Cia :> ?
  15. I can't help but cry when I hear this song, it's so sad Breathe Me - Sia
  16. Oh yeah, this thread makes perfect sense. You know, you start with shower nakedness, add a little bit of PE classes, sprinkle some peaking at other boys experiences, glaze it over with cute rugby players and then end result is gay bondage, yep it all makes perfect sense in my mind
  17. Aww, you look just like this kid I know !!!!! Yes you do!!! I bet you get cute dimples when you smile, don'tcha
  18. Camilo

    ! Soy yo ! Otra vez

    Not even funny Mike, I don't want to have anything to do with Sean. Although I kept quiet about me going to Williams, don't even want there to be a possibility of him asking me stuff about it. And, oh i'm so evil, i hope he doesn't get in, lol. I know it's bad, but Williams doesn't need an asshole like him. And Matt, it's been 2 weeks since you promised me that dead deer.
  19. Well it's blog time!!!! I haven't written a blog entree in a while now, so here I go. The first thing I have to say is F U C K!!!!!! I'm so pissed! I just found out that the biggest rich, spoiled, emotionless, hated by everyone, sexist, and overall jerk Sean is also applying to Williams (my top school) !!!! Listen to this, the reason he is going to Williams is because "Williams has the hottest girls!" it's not a question of whether he will take my spot or not, most likely he and I will both get in. But going to the same 2,000 student college with that asshole!!!!! On a better note, I saw RuPaul's Drag Race for the first time, yay! I liked it and I thought it was funny and awesome. I remember that a year ago I would not have felt comfortable watching; I might have even felt akward watching a guy dress up as a girl. Well, now it doesn't do anything, lol. I kind of think it's cool. Hehe, now I understand the whole "expression/comfortable with one's self/openess" thing. Truthfully, I just thought it was a stupid hippie idea and that it was all BS. Hehe, but it's not, I get it now.
  20. Feliz Cumplea
  21. And Twilight causes things like this to happen "Recently Esquire posted the theory that vampires are in such high demand because women want to have sex with gay men." Back to you Nephy.
  22. You know, male bonding. When I guy finds another guy and they bond Why else would a guy be on top of another, in their underwear, sleeping together?
  23. I agree with Nephy on this one; twilight sucks. I mean, I saw the first part of the movie and just had to leave, way too "teen girl". The girl Bella (is that her name?) isn't even that cute Come on, let's talk about how much it sucks
  24. Now for our second date, I would...............
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