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Camilo

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  1. Hehe, Email envy, email envy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "E-mail Envy." 6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done. 5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun. 4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses. 3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble. And the number one reason 1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind!
  3. See, I don't know where Casey gets it from,
  4. Her name is Lorri, now apologize for calling her a hat thing....I'm waiting
  5. Should I?
  6. Camilo

    Meh....

    Well...I feel like shit both physically and mentally. I don't know but it's been a bad last two weeks and I really can't wait until this week is over and go bond with some of my classmates at a weeklong retreat. It'll be awesome. Anyway, I guess this is like writing therapy or something like that
  7. Well my gay friend told me he would do me in an instance and he thinks I'm straight...so that kinda answers the question somehow, well if you switch it around a bit and then squint,
  8. I guess I'm the only Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving person here (that's 'cause I'm special, ) "ESTPs are spontaneous, active folks. Like the other SPs, ESTPs get great satisfaction from acting on their impulses. Activities involving great power, speed, thrill and risk are attractive to the ESTP. Chronic stifling of these impulses makes the ESTP feel "dead inside." Gamesmanship is the calling card of the ESTP. Persons of this type have a natural drive to best the competition. Some of the most successful salespersons are ESTPs. P.T. Barnum ("Never give a sucker an even break") illustrates the unscrupulous contingent of this type. Almost unconsciously the ESTP looks for nonverbal, nearly subliminal cues as to what makes her quarry "tick." Once she knows, she waits for just the right time to trump the unsuspecting victim's ace and glory in her conquest. Oddly enough, the ESTP seems to admire and respect anyone who can beat her at her own game. "If I was any better, I couldn't stand it!" To an ESTP, admission of weakness feels like failure. He admires strength in himself and in others. "Shock effect" is a favored technique of this type to get the attention of his audience. ESTPs love to be at center stage, demonstrating feats of wonder and daring. "
  9. Sigh...I don't know what the avatar is . I don't know, kinda looks like a bat, but then there's that thing that holds arrows on its back. Is it a drawing? It might be really cool, well if i was able to see it clearly that is. And if you drew it, then, it seems promising...I'm just gonna shut up now.
  10. The Explorer You scored 31% Egocentricism, 44% Heirarchy, 57% Spirituality and 50% Morality! You are the Explorer! Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message. You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice. You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations. You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally. Your life will be: Fascinating. Your life may be: Inspirational. Your life will not be: Stable. Your opposite is: The Conqueror. Your companion is: The Counselor. Well...I think mine is busted, because it says that I'm only 31 % Egocentric, so I guess I'm only 1/3 of the cocky brat I thought I was. Good thing to know that my life will not be stable and that I should join the Peace Corps. Oh and Rizan, now I'm not "would you do/date" you anymore. OkCupid said that you weren't my match so no!!!!!
  11. Well, fluent in Spanish and English, and decently fluent in French. Um, I do think an international forum would be interesting because then we can exchange info on how to talk dirty in different languages. So yeah, go international forum!!!!!!
  12. Straight people are boring...that's all I have to say, Hehe, ok ok. What do I like about myself...no wait, what do I like about being Gay...hmmm. I really don't know, I just like it! Well, I couldn't imagine myself otherwise. I like the fact that I'm not comforming to something or that I'm not that stereotipical guy. It also kinda feel good to love another guy. I don't know but I've always thought that two guys in a relationship are equals and truly equals. Hehe, I don't know about that "opposite attracts" thing, but I feel that it's so much easier to relate to someone who thinks that same way you do (well, at least the sex part ) and that can go with you to the same restroom, hehe ok that has no relevance. Being gay kinda gives you a culture or a place to fit in. If you're straight, you are left out in a vastness to find your place and hopefully find friends that are like you. I guess when you're gay, you know you have a place to go to to find friends and people alike. But, I'm still young and don't really know about life. The only thing I know is that my best friend who is gay is sooooooooooo much fun to be around with, lol.
  13. I can speak French and Spanish - so just imagine the possibilities when I talk dirty!!!!!!!!!!!! + Uber Macho and a Rower! *spanked 1,000 times over*
  14. Well, I'm Uber Macho so beat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Meh....All the stuff I do is voluntary, lol. I'm just an overachiever, lol. My mom doesn't even know that I do have the stuff, she's like, ok Love do what you have to do. Hehe, the last time she asked me if I had any homework to do or if I was taking any challenging classes was...I think 5 years ago. She has total trust in me to do well in school. So yeah, I could drop everything that I'm doing and just lazy around and she wouldn't care as long as my grades stay the same. Haha and the way she measures my grades is through the Honors awards and stuff like that. Anyway, yep hehe all of this is self inflicted, but as I said before, I like to bitch and moan, Oh and kids are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Nope, I'm the one taking you on a date!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Well, if I really wanted Ice Cream I would just buy it at whichever place was the closet. But if I didn't have money and I really wanted it, I would just get some of my friends to buy it for me, hehe
  18. Oh I'll do anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring it on!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I'm just thinking of the stuff we can do. Hmm...date him or f**k him? Which should I do first, let's see....well since this going to last all day (oh yeah, brace yourself, ) Ok, so here's the agenda for our Date, so be sure to write it down: 1. I'm taking you to IHOP so that we can have a full breakfast (you'll need your strength if you're hanging out with me) plus kids get to eat free!!!! Well, I'm not a kid, but I'll pretend I am...yeah...that won't work out. I know, We'll pretend it's my birthday and then they'll give me something! 2. After a full breakfast we are going to the beach to chillax (hopefully it's summer) and if it's not summer than well walk around the sand and you can tell me all about your sexy self. 3. After timeo the beach we are going down to the movies and you'll experience what I call the "Camilo movie hopping marathon!" Hey, we got lots of time to spend together, plus it's fun trying not to get caught. 4. Dinner! We are going to T.G. Friday and we are ordering some Jack Daniels burger! We'll talk some more and then I'll get to x Base depending on the circumstances and then well flirt with one of the waiters/waitress. Oh it's gonna be soooooooooooo much fun!!!!!!!! 5. Then we are going for a drive (Blowjob may or may not be included) 6. We are going to your house, unless you want to come to my house, whichever is fine, it's just that i don't want to clean my sheet afterwards. 7. So once in the room you are going to entertain me with something and then I'm going to entertain you, hehe maybe I'll strip and then begins sexy time!!!! 8. Slow, deep and passionate...well I wish I could get in to it more but I heard that minors read this thing. Oh and I'm vers but I'll probably be top this time, 'cause you're in for a ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. Then comes round 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10. And well end it there 'cause you're probably tired by now and then I'll drive home (Can't sleep over, that would make me seem like a slut, ) And that concludes our first Day
  19. Ahhh!!!! F-ing AHHH!!!!!!! Why do I always get stuck with all the hard ones! Not fair! Hmmm...I well this is a toughie, loving someone else is an amazing experience that can fill you with laughter and joy but you first need to love yourself before you can ever love some one else. So I would chose to Love Myself Would you rather be extremely sad one day for every three days of utter bliss or spend all your days in neutral satisfaction?
  20. Well, I just wanted to see if, you know, out of the kindness of your heart, seeing a fellow GA member stressed, and being the good person that you are, would help me with my homework. Not do it for me, just...oh I don't know, hint here and there at the answer... Here's what I have to do for my Social Ethics Class QUARTER PROJECT First Quarter
  21. AHHHHHHH! I have to see it!!!! I can't wait till Oct 16th!!!!!!!!
  22. Hey, f**ktard! Yeah, you! You f**ker! How are you buddy, how's it hanging? (Mwahaha, *Camilo laughs at a joke no one else gets but he does so that's all that matters*) Hehe, well I truly forgot pretty much about every single online friend that I have. Well, I got my typical excuse, I was soooooooooo busy, It's true! I really have no time to do shit! Plus college applications are starting and it's one of the most painful processes you can ever go through. First, you have to take the SAT's, then you have to write a damn good essay, then you have to do extremely well first quarter grade wise, then you have to kiss ass so that your teachers give you a great recommendation. Yeah, I'm applying early Action to two of my safety school so that needs to get done before November 1. Ok, see you still don't believe me, so here's a typical week for me...yeah, I want to talk more about it 'cause it's talking about me, and no one gets tired of hearing about Camilo, plus I'm a huge egotistic asshole, hehe ok that last part was a lie....I'm an egotistic dick! JK, Monday: Wake up 7:00 am Hurry and barely make it to my car at 7:50 Get to school and run to locker: 8:30 Greet friends and teachers: 8-837 Run to class and get there at 8:40 right before the bell rings. [Yeah that's usually my morning which never changes unless I have to tutor someone before school] School 8:40 - 2:30 Lunch Meeting for Freshman Retreat (yeah, every Monday I have to sit with the other 3 co-captains and plan activities for the freshman class, sigh at least Scott is there with me.) Leave school and take brother home, 2:30 - 3:20 3:20 - 6:00 Mandatory community service every single Monday for the rest of the year if I want to graduate (I typed this out-loud while saying every single word and then adding a 30 second pause in between, to make a point of course.) 6-7:30 Land Practice for Rowing. Yeah since I'm not actually rowing this season (not enough time) I need to run and strength train every single day! 7:30 - Whenever : Do all the homework and shit I have to do for school In between homework and sleep: Watch porn and jack off, talk to friends, watch stupid videos on the computer, not do my homework and chat with random people online and then realized it's really really late and that I have to read two f**king long chapters ALL IN FRENCH which makes me realize that my French teacher is such a bitch and I hate her but then after a while I realized that she's actually doing her job and preparing us for the AP exam and then I feel bad because I called her a cold heartless bitch who needs to get f**ked more often but then I also realized that she's married to my Math teacher who is a beast so she probably gets pounded like every day and then I check the clock and realized that I could have read a full chapter instead of thinking random thoughts. Whenever - Tuesday : sleep in my huge bed, Tuesday Morning stuff School 8 - 3 pm Get home and full around until I have to pick up my mom (she's into car pulling and something about saving the environment) at 4:30 p.m. Drop her off and then head back to school because i have to lead a meeting about the freshman retreat and it last from 5- 7 pm 7: - whenever: do all that shit I have to do and lots of homework because I'm in 5 AP classes Wednesday Moring stuff School and stuff Debate society and Yearbook so I leave for home like at 5 Land practice and then do homework plus maybe do stuff with friends Thursday Probably the busiest day because I have school and then I have a lunch meeting then I have a afterschool meeting for Kairos and then I have to work on yearbook followed by Land practice when I get home and then homework Friday Usually test day at my school Get held up at school usually till 3:30, don't ask why, hehe some teachers want to talk to me and sometimes I just happened to wonder into rooms and just hang out. Land practice when I get home After home it's a free for all and different stuff happens on Friday nights Weekends Yeah, they're random and fun, but I can't really tell you about them. OK, so now imagine that you did all of that and then on top of that you have to write your story and if you're like me, then you are a really slow author. So now, don't you think that being busy is a good excuse, hehe. Anyway, like stuff happened during these last few days, but I'll tell you about it later. Hehe, I went to my first college party! And spent 3 days in college seeing what it's like! Oh and I broke up with my boyfriend! C ya, Camilo
  23. Birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex, yay!!!
  24. Oh yeah, I went there!
  25. I know you guys have been waiting for chap 9, so here's an exert from the unfinished chap 9. Hehe, it's going to take me some time to finish it. " The shower was long and peaceful, well up to when Luca decided to rush me. He said we had to be on the water quickly. Sigh...and I was going to relieve myself right there and then. Hehe, I have such a huge hard-on and my balls can't take it anymore! It's been a week already! You know what, f**k it! I'm just gonna jerk-off tonight I don't care if Luca is sleeping next to me. He can join me if he wants to! On himself, that is! I mean, he can play with his own cock if he wants to - not that he is going to help me with mine! "
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