After seeing an article that was embarrassingly and egregiously full of crap, I created a much more relevant 10 tips...

James Savik's 10 tips for young men

1. Pull up your pants so you don't look like a prison punk.

2. Know exactly what those Chinese characters mean before they become your tattoo. Unless you read and write Mandarin, you really wouldn't know the difference between "wisdom and strength" and "little bitch".

3. Know what to do in a fight. Kick balls or clock somebody with a brick. The object is to get away without scars, not to win an MMA trophy.

4. Know how long to take shit and when to say "up yours".

5. Own a knife.

6. Know the basics of handguns. Ignorance kills.

7. Have some idea of what you will do if the shit hits the fan. Don't wait until you are covered in it and the fan is sitting there slinging it across the room.

8. Wear the right shoes in the right size. Looking Cool doesn't mean SQUAT when you are on your feet all day.

9. Sometimes you just have to have the steak.

10. Never, ever, even accidentally have sex with one of your significant other's siblings.