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Not my week


ryan jo

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Just a horrid week in general.

 

Got called a slutty distracting whore at work, due to my super short shorts. Lost my freaking phone that has information.... I don't even want to get in on what I have on there.

 

I honestly don't know what's next. If I'm lucky they'll find the person who stole my phone, most likely won't.

 

Oh, my niece decided to puke all over my new Marc Jacobs sweater. Lovely, right?

 

Give me triple shot of Vodka. NOW!

 

R.I.P Ryan's iPhone

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I got to ask, are you wearing super short shorts to work?  Seems unprofessional, unless it's part of the work culture...

 

Meanwhile sorry for the shitty times...

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So....you were called a slutty whore for wearing slutty whore shorts and you lost your phone with what I assume is full of.....nude selfies?

 

The puke does suck, but it's just a sweater. It will wash out. Or just go on a shopping spree, you're super rich, right?

 

#firstworldproblems

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Somebody parked in my favorite parking spot yesterday and this morning I poured myself too much cereal. Life could not be any worse.

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