So my mother and Chaz's mother finally met. FIASCO was all I could think to describe this. My mother and Chaz's mother are opposites in every sense of the word. My mom is very shy and reserved while Chaz's mother can out yell a crowd of opera singers in full soprano. I was definitely nervous as we waited for them to arrive. I can also tell that my mother was nervous. I mean the woman made the Liar disappear.

So we see them pull up and my stomach is upside down. They meet and they greet and my mother shows them the house and my stepfather seems to have a lot in common with Chaz's father. I was definitely relieved. My mother and Chaz's mother were getting along famously. My mother didn't even get mad when Chaz's mother asked her how she came to name me Green.

SO at Dinner we all sat and really embarrassing moments in our lives were shared. Then the alcohol flowed and my mother lost her inhibitions and Chaz's mother decided that she needed to dance and Chaz and I watched in utter shock as they all started to dance very badly.

Then as if that wasn't horrifying enough they started to talk about where the commitment ceremony will be held at. Chaz's family offered their house and I said absolutely not because their house is too nice to have many people there. I don't want to have anything damaged. My mother offered hers but I said no we were getting a hall no matter what. So then they sat around us and they basically told us that we had no control over this. Chaz said that it was ours to decide and Chaz's mother gave him the mother stare. Anyone with a mother or grandmother knows this stare very well. Shoot I was scared too so i didn't say anything.

So now it's all in their hands and we have no say in it.

GREEN + CHAZ + PARENTS