Loved the prompts, and here's my response.  It's a bit rough with the 8/6 pattern and no intentional rhyming, but I do plan to work on it.

 

#135 - An opinionated talking animal gives you a lecture on all the ways you need to improve yourself.  What is the animal?  How do you know each other?  What is the lecture about?

 

Orange was very full of herself,

put out as hell with me.

“I, your master, am frustrated.

You are lazy.” she growled. 

 

“You ignore me! You have some nerve!

I tell you I want go out.

A running jump, I hit the screen,

to get your notice,” she howled!

 

“Then you jump up from your soft chair,

that you won’t share with me,

and have the gall to glare at me!

Does lightning scare you too?”

 

“When I awake and feel the need 

to feed my empty gut,

I gently tap you ears or butt

with claws slightly stretched out.

 

“You duck under your warm duvet.

My loud yowling demands,

take minutes to wake your dull mind

so you can feed my belly.”

 

“I don’t want to be held at all,

when you want to hold me.

I like to be scratched on my chin,

not stroked on my long tail!”

 

“After years as my attendant, 

you still are clueless

of my many wants and wishes,”

she sadly caterwauled.

 

“You whine when you vacuum my hair

 from sofa, bed and chairs.

Again when cleaning my cat box. 

Get real! You knew my price!”

 

“You are best when you are asleep 

your arm pillows my head,

or nesting in your tangled legs.”

She softly purrs to sleep.