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Pirates, Two Moons, and an ungodly Crotch-grab

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It all started with directons... simple enough... You'll see a Home Depot on the right a Shell on the left, make a left at the Shell. I was assured if all else failed, she and Jason would find me.

 

I dunno if she recruited Jason for the task but Viv did find me sitting on my front porch waiting patiently. I thought she missed me at first as she drove right by. Turned out she was just turing around to park :) . Both Viv and I had managed to get the same night off, and she was child & husband free for the evening. So we figured we'd meet up again. The last time having been the D-land escapade.

 

The day from there turned into some weird Murphy's Law thing. There was Jamba Juice first, which was packed cause it was 95 degrees and everyone needed their whirl fix, and right as we got to the front of the line their computers decided it was time to take a dump. Which was all cool cause we both work with hokey registers and know that it happens. What was rather annoying was the three other employees in the building who were doing absolutely nothing. They could have been taking orders and getting them started. Life does go on with-out computers folks.

 

From there we decided to see a movie, So Viv and I shot over to the Mall. Deciding on a which movie was relatively easy, Viv doesn't do Horror/suspense, and Blades of Glory had its next showing in an hour. She was willing to see it again, and I was a Blades virgin. Tickets bought, yeah I had to coax her away from the cashier and tell her I bought her ticket already, we cruised around the Ghetto Mall taking in the local wild life.

 

By Ghetto Mall I mean an over-abundance of stores selling urban labels, with names like; Urban-Outfitters, Duke'z (yeah thats the way it was spelled on the sign), and Concrete Jungle. She kept mentioning that they didn't have these sores in her Mall, I couldn't help but thinking they don't have these stores in any other Mall.

 

After I was through mocking the 'Why Men Marry Bitches' book in a book store I looked up to see a Pirate. Yes a pirate right there in the middle of the ghetto mall, and considering the choice of stores I could see why he was in the book store. Doesn't mean he wasn't horribly out of place though, looking like a hefty Jack Sparrow. Viv being her playfull self suggested I go up and say Hi! I didn't agree.

 

Figuring we could go hit up the movie we walked back to the theater only to be told they don't let people in until its thirty minutes before the move starts. Ok whatever, but it was 6:47 and the show started at 7:20. whats three minutes? what if we wanted popcorn and an Icee? honestly they are selling themselves short. Its not like we didn't have to go through a second set of security who double checked our tickets when we did get in fifteen minutes later.

 

The Movie was funny I suggest you see it if you haven't, Theres a whole crotch lift thing that will make you squirm in sympathy where you sit that and who wouldn't enjoy a Male/Male figure skating pairing??

 

After the show we headed out to diner. Tried Bj's, a brewhouse pizza place, that was a no go as the wait was like forty-five minutes. So we opted for the Olive Garden. Thirty minutes two pagers, number 19 was flawed singing when inappropriate, later we had diner with James our server. Tall cute and terribly forgetfully it would seem. It took a bit to get our bill, and he didn't offer us wine. Apparently such a thing is a big no no in the Olive Garden world.

 

All in all it was a good night, though next time Im heading down to the block. Theres more to do in her neck of the woods then there is mine.

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C James

Okay, this is strange! You almost sound like you are in an alternate universe; First, you mention all kinds of weird-sounding stores,

And then SECURITY at a movie theater? And unless I am reading you wrong, PAGERS at a restaurant? In other words, they have waits so often they have to give the customers pagers!?!?! Yipes!

 

And, umm, what the heck is a Jamba Juice? I've heard of Orange Julius, if that's similar. (I've even had those on occasion).

A Brewhouse Pizza place? That sounds different. I'm guessing a bew-pub that does Pizza? I've been in all of one of those, but that was in Germany. It was great though, they made the pizza dough with beer. Grrrr, you just made me hungry!

 

The pirate in the mall sounds normal by comparison to some of the other stuff. :P

 

OK, Seriously though, it sounds like you both have a great time! :2thumbs:

 

CJ

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viv

So, I didn't need Jason after all :P But that's only cause Steve knew that I'm as inept as I am at finding places and gave me the idiot version of directions. Thanks ;) I appreciate it SO much more than you know! He was also smart enough to tell me which house was his, which is a good thing cause even though he told me, I was looking for an address, and where I live they are painted on the curb out front, or up on the house somewhere and I wasn't seeing any. I did see them later that night all lit up above the garages though!

 

So, the good news is he's still alive, and I still say I can do whatever I want to in my own lane :P Also, right turn only my ass! He fixed my mirror in my car! SO yay! :2thumbs: My son pulled it off somehow a week prior :o

 

So we toured the Air Force Base, and the city too, and yes there was a pirate, oddly enough more than one actually, but the rest were paper cut outs. He saw the rest of the inside of Macy's, and I think that was a new experience since he said he doesn't usually get past the MAC make-up counter when he's with his sisters. I say, I'm cute enough to look like me right? :P

 

It was pretty fun watching him squirm during the movie, and I'll admit now that for me, it's just funny cause, well, I don't have those parts... but you know, it was still funny the second time around. I was trying my very hardest not to ruin the movie for him since I had already seen it and I have a tendency to ruin the punch line sometimes. :*)

 

We ate, anything was fine at that point cause I was running on a bowl of Apple Jacks since 9 am... so, "just feed me," is what I believe my words were.

 

His kitty is snuggly! :o Not like mine :/ I'll have to visit him again soon and snuggle more! I LOVE kitties! :wub:

 

I'm gonna take a chance here and hope he doesn't kill me :P but let me tell you some things I learned about Steve that I didn't know before...

 

He is SUCH a gentleman! Not like we were on a date or anything but, he was really great, and I'm not exactly a whiny girl or anything, and I am usually fine with doing things for myself, assuming they don't involve bugs :wacko: I guess that can be intimidating to some men, but he was cool about it. He even waited till I told him I made it home safe before he went to bed!

 

He smells good. :P

 

He's a good boy, and I love that. He has his... humor and his thoughts, and don't even get us started on massages in the middle of the mall, but all in all, he is a good boy and I think that's sweet. :D

 

He has a room with a view, (not that I saw it) but I was told... and that seems pretty cool to me too.

 

I think he might just be organized somewhat... which is fascinating in terms of most men I know. (Cites the fact that he knew where the box was for his digital camera was)

 

And, he didn't even flirt with REALLY tall and cute James the waiter when I told him to!

 

He hugged me all on his own this time :P and I just want to say, again, thanks for a great night luvuh :wub: I had a lot of fun! Even if we did stay out all night, and you better let me have my turn to buy soon, deal? :hug:

 

Hugs, Vivian

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C James
I'm gonna take a chance here and hope he doesn't kill me :P but let me tell you some things I learned about Steve that I didn't know before...

 

He is SUCH a gentleman! Not like we were on a date or anything but, he was really great, and I'm not exactly a whiny girl or anything, and I am usually fine with doing things for myself, assuming they don't involve bugs :wacko: I guess that can be intimidating to some men, but he was cool about it. He even waited till I told him I made it home safe before he went to bed!

 

This much is definitly no surprise me to. :) Online, he comes across as a real class act and a great guy, and I'm glad to see that indeed he really is.

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AFriendlyFace

We have an Urban Out-fitters here in Houston, actually probably several. I've never purchased anything there, but some of their stuff is fun to try on and/or otherwise play with. As for Jamba Juice, I love that place!

 

I'm glad you guys had so much fun :)

 

Take care and have an awesome day!

Kevin

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