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The Angry Emo Boys and that sound and that smell.


GREEN

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If you guys read my earlier posts you would know that I made a new friend named Chaz and I made an ass of myself. Well I went to a local bar and we hung out. He is a really cool and genuine person and seems to be interested in alot of the stuff I do. Unfortunately I had to explain to him why I hate his brother but he just shrugged his shoulders and said that he too hates his brother sometimes.

 

So we're having a good time sharing some laughs when a couple of extremly beautiful boys walk up to us. "Is your name Green?" one of them says. I was a little drunk at this point so I blurted out in a very old mean lady voice, "yeah what d'ya want?"

 

"Well we just wanted to let you know that we like your stories," The other beautiful boy adds. I'm like oh shiznits I have to find a way to leave they know who I am.

 

"What stories?" asks my new friends Chaz. "Do you write?"

 

So now I have to be greatful to these extremely beautiful boys and I have to explain to the very attractive straight Friend Chaz how these boys know me. So after a few modest comments on my part and a quick explanation to Chaz, the Emo boys show their true intentions.

 

"Well we're kind of mad that you are ending Mr. Black. We live by this story and James here, is a former run away," they keep on like this for awhile. Chaz is looking at me like I need to explain some more.

 

So after he's done speaking I tell them this, "Guys I'm just ending part one." The Emo's faces light up. They start hugging me and the image of two dark haired cherubs crosses my mind. Chaz is still waiting for more explanation when my bf walks in and gives me an incredulous look.

 

For some reason or another my bf is drunk and he walks straight towards us. "Get off my boyfriend girls," he says, with his drunken spanish accent. I swear to what ever created me I expected the emo boys that due in fact look like girls to start beating the crap out of my boyfriend. To my surprise they dont they just get angry and say the f word a few times before one of them starts to cry for some reason unbeknownst to me. At this point I feel like grabbing Chaz and running away while appologizing and giving him I'm sorry cards.

 

"Listen bish! You don speek to me thaat way okey'," says my Boyfriend in his best impersonation of one of my aunts that speaks with a very thick hispanic accent. Meanwhile Chaz is downing two shots and I feel like the world is closing in on me. I really should have been taking my bf away but I was frozen in place. The Emo boys leave and I give them an I'm sorry look the one that isn't crying just smiles. When I hear the last sound I ever want to hear from my bf and I smell the last sound I ever want to smell and feel the last thing I ever want to feel on my legs.

 

"Oh my god dude," Chaz says in slow motion.

 

"Get him out of here," says the bartender in slow motion. "Joe come clean this mess up."

 

"That's gross," says the lady to my left who I quickly give the death stare to.

 

"I'm sorry Green," says my bf.

 

You can imagine what I said. You can Imagine who is sleeping on the couch. And to those Emo boys if you are reading this can you please explain to me why you were crying? You know it ruins your mascara.

 

My name is Green this is my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What is an Emo boy?

 

Green you really should just have your very own tv show. It seems you have a weekly story that's worth telling. B)

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Green,

 

Is "EMO" short hand for 'emotional'?

 

in any event, I don't whether or not to laugh (in retrospect it is partly funny...you being mobbed by fans..and how the heck did they know you are an Author? is your picture on your stories...just wondering...and the poor confused nice and hot looking Straight Friend stuck in the middle of DRAMA central..that you didn't cause or create..but was the recipient of..

 

as to the BF...um, yeah, I am with Rob, spank the BF and couch banishment for being well um (what was his issue any way..you were just being hugged or talked too...not as if the EMOs or the str8 Friend were french kissing you or mauling your body in front of him.....ah, drama to the X factor mixed with what appears to have been way too much alcohol resulting in drunk factor to the max...yikes...

 

and why were the EMO BOYS crying..I would love to know myself:)

 

and your poor legs and feet.....the smell of vomit..not exactly um aromatic....

 

well I hope the EMO boys understand and your new STR8 FRIEND..who actually seems very down to earth, comfortable in his sexual orientation (helps he has a Gay bro..even if you dislike the bro) and seems a geniune cool guy..

 

 

well, your S/O hangover may be punishment enough....sorry, you had the drama....one for the books to laugh at hopefully....

 

to say the least Green, your blog entries are never "beige" and "boring"

 

You are the best:)

 

Michael

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Crying emo boys and vomit do not a good evening make, and all in front of your new friend too. Hopefully you can guilt your boyfriend into finding a nice way to make it up to you. Sorry you didn't have a good evening, but I truely love your blog. You always seem to have something happening. Good luck with your bf, your friend, and apparently your new fan club. Maybe you should start carrying tissues around in case you see them again.

 

-Zarcie

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Thanks guys.

 

The Emo boys found out about me through a friend of theirs that mentioned me. They put two and two together when they heard my name. I actually found out why the emo boy was crying. He had just broken up with his bf and my bf reminded him of it. those boys are very sensitive you know.

 

Well I'm still not talking to my bf and Chaz well he seems to understand after all of the explanation. Supposedly his brother told him that I was crazy which made me angry because alll of this crazy stuff happens to me I don't create it. Crazy stuff just happens to me that's why I'm paranoid. Well either way atleast today was quiet.

 

Green

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Green, I don't know you personally but I don't see you or feel that you are crazy....funny and smart yes; crazy, nope:)

 

and you have good people skills.....and your BF...hmm....well, I hope he apologizes you and trusts that you aren't the cheating type...so, if he has an issue for every time a Guy says hello or thinks you are hot.....he best not get out of bed...this is my philosophy on that whole issue..if someone says your BF is hot or says to your BF that you are hot, I see that as a compliment, since after all you chose to be with each other and therefore you both have excellent taste....makes sense to me....and if someone makes a play for you..well, then it sort of confirms that and you can be trusted to take care of the situation...make a joke of it and remind them as you did with Chaz (whom you didn't know if he was Gay or str8 and what his intentions were..that you are flattered but very happily partnered to your husband..and think he is cool etc....this way no one gets to feel foolish or put off as feeling dumb, etc.)

 

well, enough of that...thanks for the explanation as to how the EMO boys know you:)

 

ok, I still don't know what Emo Boys means..lol

 

Michael

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ok, I still don't know what Emo Boys means..lol

 

Michael

That makes two of us dude!!! :blink:

Okay - Hope this helps.

 

Emo

 

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

 

 

Sharon

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ok, I still don't know what Emo Boys means..lol

 

Michael

That makes two of us dude!!! :blink:

Okay - Hope this helps.

 

Emo

 

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

Sharon

 

Ah ok that make since to me now. Thanks Sharon :2thumbs:

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