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100 ways to say adios to a pesky character


JamesSavik

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100 Ways to Kill Your Character

 

 

Natural Causes

  • Acute Illness/Infectious Diseases: an acute disease is a disease with either or both of a rapid onset and a short course
    • influenza
    • Lower respiratory infections
    • Diarrheal diseases
    • Tuberculosis
    • Malaria
    • Measles
    • Pertussis
    • Tetanus
    • Meningitis
    • Hepatitis
    • syphilis
    • West Nile disease
    • Lyme Disease

    [*]Chronic Illness; a disease that is long-lasting or recurrent.

    • heart disease
    • Cancer
    • Liver disease
    • Kidney disease
    • AIDS
    • Parkinston's
    • Alzheimer's

Suicide

  • shooting
  • exanguination
  • overdose
  • handing
  • poision
  • "suicide by cop"
  • murder/suicide
  • homicide/suicide bomber
  • mass murder via suicide (like 9/11)

Accidents- urban:

  • Vehicle Crashes
    • Air Crashes
    • Ship sinks
    • Car Crashes
    • Bus Wreak

    [*]Structural Failures

    • elevator collapse
    • bridge collapse
    • building collapse

    [*]Fire

    • fire- office
    • fire- industrial
    • fire- commercial

    [*]Energy Related hazards

    • eletrical problems- down power line, malfunctions
    • electrical fires
    • Nuclear plant accident/incident- radiation release
    • natural gas leaks
    • Refinery fires
    • Storage related incidents (coal, oil, natural gas)

    [*]Industrial Accidents

    • industrial/hazardous waste- fumes, fire, poisioning
    • industrial accident- refinery fire, chemical release
    • Refinery fire/coal, oil or natural gas storage
    • Toxic chemical release/ liquid poisioning of groundwater

    [*]Urban Crime

    • overdose- accidental
    • gang violence (undirected urban violence)
    • drive by shooting (undirected urban violence)
    • Organized Crime Hit (wrong place/wrong time)

Accidents- suburbian/rural:

  • hunting accident
  • injury/shock
  • recreational vehicle accident (4-wheeler)
  • Work vehicle accident (tractor, combine)
  • house fire
  • Cave ins/sink holes
  • tainted water
  • raiders, bandits, rebels
  • Animals
    • Snake-bite (primary)
    • Spider-bite (primary)
    • Scorpion sting (primary)
    • Allergic reactions to insect stings
    • mosquito borne illness
    • Predators (Bear, cougar)
    • feral animals (dogs, hogs, etc)

    [*]Environment

    • exposure
    • environmental illness/severe allegy
    • terrain related injuries (falls)
    • falling trees

    [*]Hazards

    • abandoned dangerous equipment
    • abandoned toxic materials
    • abandoned dangerous structures
    • abandoned mines

Murder

  • robbery/homicide
  • shot
  • stabbed
  • Impaled
  • poisoned
  • beaten to death/head trauma
  • blunt force trauma
  • strangulation
  • Fatal reaction to recreational drug combination
  • overdose- forced
  • overdose- sold drugs too pure intentionally
  • hate crime
  • ritual killing
  • ritual sacrifice
  • Murder as a result of a primary crime like arson or sabatogue.
  • Murder as a result of a terrorist incident

Act of War

  • Small Arms
  • Machine gun fire
  • Grenade, fragmentation
  • Bombardment/barrage
    • Artillery bombardment
    • Aerial bombardment
    • Naval Bombardment
    • Morter fire
    • Missile impact
    • precision munition (smart bomb)

    [*]Weapons of Mass Destruction

    • WMD- nuclear
      • Dirty bomb (conventional bomb used to spread highly radioactive particles over a large area)
      • fission bomb (kiloton yield)
      • Fusion or two-stage bomb (megaton yield)

      [*]WMD- chemical

      [*]WMD- biological

      [*]WMD- kinetic energy weapon

Natural Disaster

  • Storm
    • lightning
    • high winds
    • tornado (regional)
    • hurricane or typhoon (regional)

    [*]flood

    • hurricane related storm surge
    • flash flood
    • dam burst
    • spring snow melt
    • backwater

    [*]Fire

    • forest fire/Wild fire
    • fire caused by volcanic action
    • fire- seasonal

    [*]Earthquake

    • Building Collapse
    • Fire
    • trapped
    • injury, bleed to death and/or shock
    • electrocution
    • tainted water

    [*]Volcano

    • pyrocastic flow
    • lava- falling
    • lava- flowing
    • Rapid snow melt/flashflood
    • secondary fire
    • poison gas

    [*]tidal Wave

    • washed out to sea
    • building collapse
    • buried in rubble/mud

    [*]Afterkill- in many large scale disasters, the aftermath is just as deadly if not, more so

    • starvation
    • bad water or food
    • disease
    • secondary events (aftershocks, eruptions)
    • exposure
    • general weakened condition due to hunger, dehydration, exposure
    • paranoia/panic/predatory behavior among survivors

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Ah, yes, pesky: adjective: TROUBLESOME, VEXATIOUS.

 

vs.

 

Ordinary, run of the mill, character who's death is simply a life lesson for the hero.

 

Or, pesky character has had enough of bad narrative and dialogue and drives to the highest bridge in the city. Stops in traffic and amid cacophony of car horns runs to the sidewalk and the railing, the railing to freedom. Except, there's someone with a gun who can't decide whether to jump or to put a bullet in her head. The running one inadvertently bumps into the other. The decision is made. Three bullets are quickly pumped into the runners skull. Blood, flesh, brain matter, and bits of shattered bone fly over the railing and fall down toward a busy street market below.

 

Yeah, I like pesky. It's much more, what? colorful?

 

Nice list, though, pretty much covers everything.

 

Thanks,

 

Carl

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You leaked CJames' story notes! :P

 

that is a pretty concise list there

*Accidents/ rural or urban/ motorcycle crash

*Homicide/ revenge/ disgruntled readers mobbing against a writer who got away with a loveable character, using one of the many ways in the list

 

(Sorry for hijacking your blog with the ongoing feud, James, but some of these kitchen containers have to be reminded of their not so clear color)

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