Why fight it.

I'm evil. I'm a bastard. Your suffering makes me laugh.

I stomp the brains out of puppies and kittens. I push old ladies into traffic.

I think starvation in Eithopia is a hoot because there is no food there and the f-ing idiots hang around waiting for it to show up.

I like wars because they test my latest technologies and the lame f-kers don' survive.

I say nuke the f-ing whales. What did they ever do for anybody?

I eat beef and punch vegatarians because they are wide gaping pussies.

I slap preists because they molest little kids.

I slap nuns because... they just bother me.

I like cold steel because it cuts the worthless and weak in half.

I like smart bombs because nothing is more useless than an explosion that doesn't kill people or break things.

I like cluster bombs because they are real crowd pleasers.

I like the classics: although its out of fashion, we really should bring back napalm because it sticks to kids.

I like hard radiation because those who aren't used to it puke like little girls on a rowboat in a hurricane.

I like mass executions cuz the tailgate parties are the bomb.

I like bio-warfare agents because they kill mass numbers and leave their wealth in tact.

I like Joe McCarthy because shaking down rich hollywood sh*theads never gets old.

I like Israel because nobody kills ragheads better and makes it look easier.

I like South America because if they hate somebody down there, they just shoot them in the f-ing head and call it a day.

I like Russia because they kill their dissidents or send them to Siberia instead of giving them talk shows.

I like France because they are some of the most ruthless f_ckers that have ever walked the planet and everybody thinks that they are civilized.

I like Germany because everybody thinks they are green passificists and they have the most lethal tank on the planet.

I like the British because they know how to kill people and break things, stop for tea and then give 'em some more.

I like Sam Kinison because he's the funniest guy in hell.

Joe Stalin and Adolph Hitler were pansies compared to me.

I want to destroy your world, ruin your economy, shatter your dreams and make YOU cry.

I'm a republican bastard who is going to find a way to get rich, not pay President Osama's taxes and shit on your politically correct world.