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  • 4 weeks later...

It's Christmas panic-buying season once again, with only 17 shopping days left, and pressure is cranking up to get something - anything! - for the little ones, so this is maybe a good time to give another warning about the dangers of dolls. It's all too easy to get suckered in by the cute packaging, the TV ads and attractively discounted prices - but remember, these dolls could be EVIL

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Here's a shocking clip from a popular reality TV programme showing what can happen when evil dolls get into the home and start attacking people...


 
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Give me your address Zombie and I will send you a very nice doll Christmas present :yes::lmao: 

 

Add a nanny-cam in the box so we can see his expression when he opens it!! :lol:

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Just a normal mom with a group of happy children?

 

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No! These creatures have been created by this mother of four as a business. She sells them for $1,500 a pop!

 

Like this...

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and this...

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and these...

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and these...

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These living nightmares are now in homes across the world. Oh God, they could be anywhere!
 

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Just a normal mom with a group of happy children?

 

article-2255234-16B356C3000005DC-494_634

 

No! These creatures have been created by this mother of four as a business. She sells them for $1,500 a pop!

 

Like this...

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and this...

 

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and these...

 

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and these...

 

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These living nightmares are now in homes across the world. Oh God, they could be anywhere!

 

For one no Normal Mother has 8 babies...

for two... are some of them baby dolls, zombies... zombie?

I think having a baby vampire would be bad personally...

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I think having a baby vampire would be bad personally...

My baby vampire would be beautiful, those are ugly. There won't be baby vampires in my story. :no:

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Dolls Houses - where evil dolls live...

 

there's something I forgot to tell you - about Dolls Houses

Yes, it's important to destroy evil dolls - beheading and burning are good, or gifting to people you don't like - but what about their nests?

Because that's what dolls houses are.

So if you find yourself in an old empty attic, with an old dusty dolls house in it, do NOT walk up to it and most definitely do NOT bend down to see what's going on inside...


 
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LOL! I remember my bff having the barbie dream house with the elevator when we were kids. Tres chic! An elevator! LOL. I cringe now, thinking about playing with Barbies, ughs. I don't think anyone could find that pink plastic monstrosity scary though. :P

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The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Doll

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These disturbing looking dolls don't need to be possessed in order to attack children. Someone at Mattel had the brilliant idea to equip their horrific range of Cabbage Patch Dolls with powerful motorized mouths which enabled them to eat children. This product of a truly diseased mind was let loose on an unsuspecting American public in 1996 and was supposed to eat little plastic snack foods through battery-powered mechanical jaws. But distraught parents soon reported their loved one's hair, fingers and skin getting caught in the doll's greedy gullet as it gobbled away. The monstrous motorized mouth was so powerful it could rip hair clean out of its roots. More than 500,000 were recalled less than a year later by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Each one was then beheaded and had a stake driven through its heart to make sure it was quite dead.

 

But there could be more out there...

http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_the-5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html

 

 

 

 

 

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The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Doll

 

 

 

These disturbing looking dolls don't need to be possessed in order to attack children. Someone at Mattel had the brilliant idea to equip their horrific range of Cabbage Patch Dolls with powerful motorized mouths which enabled them to eat children. This product of a truly diseased mind was let loose on an unsuspecting American public in 1996 and was supposed to eat little plastic snack foods through battery-powered mechanical jaws. But distraught parents soon reported their loved one's hair, fingers and skin getting caught in the doll's greedy gullet as it gobbled away. The monstrous motorized mouth was so powerful it could rip hair clean out of its roots. More than 500,000 were recalled less than a year later by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Each one was then beheaded and had a stake driven through its heart to make sure it was quite dead.

 

But there could be more out there...

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_the-5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html

 

 

 

 

 

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Eww !! Ugly thing ! No wonder you suffer from nightmares, Zombie dear !!!

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I actually think this baby vampire one is wicked awesome. For one, it's by far the most lifelike of them, with the splotchy skin and the pattern of the hair. This is an insanely good piece of craftsmanship. 

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I actually think this baby vampire one is wicked awesome. For one, it's by far the most lifelike of them, with the splotchy skin and the pattern of the hair. This is an insanely good piece of craftsmanship. 

Insanely good, but still creepy!

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