"you so crazy" is my new favorite saying. I say it in my very realistic fat black girl voice. It cracks people up.

I must say that I am very jealous of Green. Hehehe, I'm GREEN with envy. I'm going for world's corniest jokes. I think I'll win. But anyways, I'm really jealous because I haven't even had one boyfriend yet, and he has guys lining up to date him. I wish Hot Cross Country guy would do that.

Speaking of Cross Country...we're doing weight lifting and stuff, you know? Well, we did some stretch yesterday and today my ass hurt so bad it seriously felt like I got butt-raped. Which actually wouldn't be too bad....

In other news: I have started writing a new story. It's a fictional journal, similar to "The Secret Life of Billy Chase" by Comicality, but it will have no coherent plot. It's just the ranting of a fifteen-year-old drama queen. I like it, so far.

That's really all. The demonic car has not attacked recently. Yay!!!!!!

-psychic psychopath