The Homosexual Agenda

[Hylas]

Found this on another site!

 

From Netfunny.com:

The Homosexual Agenda

jhaungs@us.oracle.com (Jim Haungs)

(chuckle, forwarded)

 

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

 

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

 

It follows below:

 

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

 

 

2:00 PM

1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local

Governments as well as all other national governments,

2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,

3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,

4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian

and Jamaican drug cartels,

5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated

imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby

factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly

pederastic gay leadership,

6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and

7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the

exclusive use of child pornographers.

 

 

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from

stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

[YaP]

/me sings "the pinky, the pinky and the brain brain brain brain"

[Tiger]

I've never had a day quite like that. You forgot the Pride Parade and any subsequent events thereafter. Yay! Let's take over the world and make the world fabulous.

[Benji]

Found this on another site!

 

From Netfunny.com:

The Homosexual Agenda

jhaungs@us.oracle.com (Jim Haungs)

(chuckle, forwarded)

 

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

 

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

 

It follows below:

 

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

 

 

2:00 PM

1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local

Governments as well as all other national governments,

2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,

3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,

4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian

and Jamaican drug cartels,

5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated

imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby

factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly

pederastic gay leadership,

6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and

7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the

exclusive use of child pornographers.

 

 

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from

stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

 

 

........It forgot to "re-program" Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

[Tiger]

........It forgot to "re-program" Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

Well, Jerry Falwell is finally dead and buried. And well, I would need plenty of booze to "re-program" Pat Robertson.

[Benji]

Well, Jerry Falwell is finally dead and buried. And well, I would need plenty of booze to "re-program" Pat Robertson.

 

 

............I know Jerry is dead I thought this was an "old" agenda, there's a certain Massachusetts Senator who can supply the booze

[wildone]

I think I have always had an interest in the supposedly gay agenda. But two questions:

 

Who made the agenda?

Why wasn't I invited?

 

 

Steve

[Hylas]

Don't look at me!

 

I just decoded it from my DNA. lol

[rknapp]

I thought we were taking over the world at 1PM? Damnit, now I'll have to push back my "small good-christian American town" ransackings.

[Drewbie]

I think I have always had an interest in the supposedly gay agenda. But two questions:

 

Who made the agenda?

Why wasn't I invited?

 

 

Steve

 

Think it was the Christian rights, were mostly they though you know, equal rights, marriage, and turn their boys gay, turn their daughters into tom boys.

 

I think it was started in the US not quite sure though.

Edited February 2, 2008 by Drewbie

[Hylas]

[cite]rknapp[/cite]I thought we were taking over the world at 1PM? Damnit, now I'll have to push back my "small good-christian American town" ransackings.

 

Well... it takes time to enjoy a good brunch! If you're on a diet though, you can start ahead.

 

And I always do my town ransackings at night anyway. Usually when I can't sleep.

[Adrian Michaels]

Oh that was such a good reminder... thanks for posting this.

 

I have to remember to pick up my bulldozer from the shop.... the paint got scratched while running over that last church. AND the communion wine left a big stain on the interior. *sigh*

[Hylas]

Have you tried lye? It gets the bloodstains from my favorite shirt easily.

[rknapp]

Or try scotch-guarding the carpet and seat...

[rich_e]

that sounds about right. except for the time spent out in public bathrooms with politicians.