Well Ticket My Funnybone!

[TalonRider]

Well, Ticket My Funnybone!

 

You can understand why some laws exist: no speeding, don

[Kanaye]

In Massachusettes its illeagal:

 

To hunt on Sunday

To snore without all the bedroom windows closed and locked.

To go to church on Sunday without a rifle.

To have a gorilla in the backseat of any car.

To get a tattoo or body piercing.

 

In Connecticut:

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In Hartford its illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

 

In Louisiana:

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is

[steph]

Unhand that nozzle!

In Oregon and New Jersey, you cannot pump your own gas. Supposedly this practice keeps gasoline prices lower in those states, because insurance costs for gas stations go down if attendants instead of customers pump the gas – but, on the other hand, that attendant must be paid, whereas you pump for free. So the jury's out on the reasons for this one.

why is this weird? it's actually kinda cool! no effort, no smelly hands, minimal spillage.

 

funny thing is... since diesel is not considered gasoline, it's legal to pump yourself.

Edited November 5, 2008 by steph291