Zombie Elimination Advice Needed

[JamesSavik]

 

Damn radiation zombies. Ever since I installed my new North Korean 88 inch plasma TV from Beast Buy, I just can't seem to get rid of the obnoxious, smelly bastards.

 

Any advice?

[Arpeggio]

Gay-Away?

 

Or a big bug zapper, they will flock it and die

[JamesSavik]

Hummm- a zombie-zapper. I like it. Have to bait it with brains I suppose.

[Arpeggio]

Not my brain though, it's not nutritious.

[Toast]

That model comes with ZombieWare II, an anti-zombie software that captures and quarantines rogue zombies for later retrieval and downloading into your ZombieBoy Torture Stick. You can rack zombies to your heart's content.

[thatboyChase]

claymores around the perimeter of your house, sniper position up in the corner

 

go hard or go home

[JamesSavik]

claymores around the perimeter of your house, sniper position up in the corner

 

go hard or go home

 

 

I like the way you think. This kid is going places.

 

I was thinking bouncing Betties myself- they are crowd pleasers too but the claymores are a nice touch.

 

I'll put some in the inner perimeter. Good call.

 

Photo Courtesy of Frag International

[Hoskins]

The answer is obvious. The proper tactical approach is to get the zombies away from you, then cut loose with a scathing arc of machine gun fire, preferably with some type of exploding rounds. It's critical to use an arc that encompasses the zombie head area, since you need to blow their heads off or they just keep coming. If you don't have a machine gun handy, a double barrel shotgun will work, but it's important to use both barrels on each zombie. Blowing off half their heads isn't sufficient.

To repel them, you need fire. Zombies hate fire. If you burn stuff, they will avoid it. Flamethrowers are appropriate for this.

 

Zombies hate fire so much that if you light a zombie's hair on fire, it will pull off its own head. Use this approach when a flamethrower is not available: flammable spray of some kind (spray paint or hair spray) and a lighter. You'll see zombie heads popping off like dandelion blooms in the hands of a four year old.

 

It's true.

[Arpeggio]

Call them names and make them cry. They won't go around mean people.

[JamesSavik]

 

Oh yeah- ole ma duce will mow them down. Gotta love the 50 caliber round.

 

 

Works real good in the handy take home size too.

 

 

The flamethrower is an old favorite too.

 

 

The flaming asshole approach works too but they are hard to keep around and perfectly useless when you don't need them.

 

 

Of course there are always the classics.

[Nephylim]

I am LOVING the last one.