gobears20022002 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts going at it. It must have been getting pretty good because he didn't even notice that a cop car had pulled up, and that an officer was walking right towards him. The cop says "Hey buddy.... Do you know you're screwing a pumpkin?" to which the guy respond,s "A pumpkin?!? It's midnight already???"
Bender Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it. and finally:
WVSailor Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it. and finally: Ok, I really feel old.... The story of Cinderella.... midnight, changed back into.... Oh! Never mind! LOL
Bender Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Oh, I get it! And that is pretty funny. I'm allowed to have a stupid moment every now and then considering I am blond, so I get it now.
WVSailor Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Oh, I get it! And that is pretty funny. I'm allowed to have a stupid moment every now and then considering I am blond, so I get it now. I don't think it was a "stupid moment", "blond moment" maybe, but after reading all your posts slaveboy, you are definately not stupid! Just comes from being so young I think, definately not stupid.
BoyNeedsTherapy Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Although, technically, it was her fancy coach that turned back into a pumpkin, not her, she just turned back into a slave for her sisters, so...y'know...I can see how you might get confused...*ahem* ::goes back to his corner and job of captain pedant::
WVSailor Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts going at it. It must have been getting pretty good because he didn't even notice that a cop car had pulled up, and that an officer was walking right towards him. The cop says "Hey buddy.... Do you know you're screwing a pumpkin?" to which the guy respond,s "A pumpkin?!? It's midnight already???" Here's another one (joke that is!) Why don't witches fall off of their brooms???? SUCTION!! :wacko:
WVSailor Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 This joke reminded me of this story, a gay version of Cinderella, in which a pumpkin featured prominently in just this manner. Kitty :king: Well... that was... ummm..... royally amusing!
xander Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it. and finally: Lmao, don't feel bad slave, I didn't get it until I read the replies posted for you, lol. I always say I'm a blonde, but with brown hair......or it could be that I haven't watched Cinderella since I was 7-8...whatever..lol
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