Halloween Joke

[gobears20022002]

A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts going at it. It must have been getting pretty good because he didn't even notice that a cop car had pulled up, and that an officer was walking right towards him. The cop says "Hey buddy.... Do you know you're screwing a pumpkin?" to which the guy respond,s "A pumpkin?!? It's midnight already???"

[BoyNeedsTherapy]

Hahaha

[Gregoire]

That was a pretty funny joke right there.

[Bender]

I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it.

 

and finally:

[WVSailor]

I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it.

 

and finally:

 

Ok, I really feel old.... The story of Cinderella.... midnight, changed back into.... Oh! Never mind! LOL

 

[Bender]

Oh, I get it! And that is pretty funny. I'm allowed to have a stupid moment every now and then considering I am blond, so I get it now.

[WVSailor]

Oh, I get it! And that is pretty funny. I'm allowed to have a stupid moment every now and then considering I am blond, so I get it now.

 

I don't think it was a "stupid moment", "blond moment" maybe, but after reading all your posts slaveboy, you are definately not stupid! Just comes from being so young I think, definately not stupid.

[BoyNeedsTherapy]

Although, technically, it was her fancy coach that turned back into a pumpkin, not her, she just turned back into a slave for her sisters, so...y'know...I can see how you might get confused...*ahem* ::goes back to his corner and job of captain pedant::

[WVSailor]

A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts going at it. It must have been getting pretty good because he didn't even notice that a cop car had pulled up, and that an officer was walking right towards him. The cop says "Hey buddy.... Do you know you're screwing a pumpkin?" to which the guy respond,s "A pumpkin?!? It's midnight already???"

 

Here's another one (joke that is!)

 

Why don't witches fall off of their brooms????

 

 

 

 

SUCTION!! :wacko:

[WVSailor]

This joke reminded me of this story, a gay version of Cinderella, in which a pumpkin featured prominently in just this manner.

 

Kitty

 

 

:king:

 

Well... that was... ummm..... royally amusing!

 

[xander]

I'm feeling blond again. I don't get it.

 

and finally:

Lmao, don't feel bad slave, I didn't get it until I read the replies posted for you, lol. I always say I'm a blonde, but with brown hair......or it could be that I haven't watched Cinderella since I was 7-8...whatever..lol