The tale of a rabbit, a bear and a magical frog.

[advocatus diaboli]

A rabbit was being chased by a bear through the forest. They both stopped when they saw a frog hovering in the air.

 

The frog looked at them and said, "Ah. I've never seen creatures like you two before. What a pleasant surprise, so I'll grant you both three wishes."

 

The bear puffs his chest up and speaks first. "I wish that all the other bears in the forest were female!"

 

The frog smiles and tells him that it's been done.

 

The rabbit speaks quietly, "I'd like a helmet, please."

 

The frog smiles and a helmet appears on the rabbit's head.

 

The bear wishes for all the other bears in the entire country to be female.

 

The frog once again smiles and tells him that it's been done.

 

The rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.

 

The frog tilts his head a bit, out of curiosity, but grants the rabbit's wish.

 

The bear smiles and wishes that all the other bears in the entire world were female.

 

The frog smiles and tells him that it is so.

 

The rabbit smiles. "I wish he," turning to the bear, "was gay."

[wildone]

That one reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke that he told in the movie Delirious:

 

A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.

 

The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"

 

The rabbit answers, "No."

 

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him

 

[Slytherin]

 Poor rabbit ! I don't like bears anymore

[Celethiel]

hahaha! I like that A.D. priceless... and evil of the rabbit.