Spiders

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[Bill W]

50 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even girl spiders just wanna have fun.  

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                                       Smol Spider

 

 

[Bill W]

7 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

 

 

                                       Smol Spider

 

 

Now that's an imposing mouth and set of fangs - or are they? 

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It's the size of a puppy and it makes hissing noises

The Goliath Birdeater Spider Is a Creature of Nightmares - E! Online

 

 

 

 

 

[Bill W]

9 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

It's the size of a puppy and it makes hissing noises

The Goliath Birdeater Spider Is a Creature of Nightmares - E! Online

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmm, will this wolf eat Little Red Riding Hood, her grandmother, and the Goliath spider too? 

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[Bill W]

11 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

The wasp lays  the eggs of its vampire children in the spider.  What death could be more scary than to die while slowly being drained and having it done while you're paralyzed and unable to fight back, yet knowing exactly what's going on? 

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[Bill W]

8 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

 

Peekaboo.  

[Bill W]

8 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

No, you have to eat insects and small animals like all of the other spiders. 

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                          O.M.G.

 

[Bill W]

59 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

                          O.M.G.

 

Now that's what I call a close knit family of spiders. 

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[Bill W]

7 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erections and money, maybe spiders aren't so bad after all.  

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And the beat goes on!

 

[Bill W]

35 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

And the beat goes on!

 

Drumroll please! 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Bill W

[Bill W]

10 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

 

And the beat goes on!

 

The spider version of Gene Krupa, Buddy Rich, Keith Moon, Ringo Starr, Charlie Watts, or Phil Collins, depending on when you grew up.  lol  

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Spider deterrent: 18 ways to get rid of spiders naturally

 

I don't know if any of the above actually work. I welcome feedback from anyone who knows?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bill W]

55 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

Spider deterrent: 18 ways to get rid of spiders naturally

If it does work, it will merely scare the spiders from going near the windows and heading to the corners of your bedroom around your bed.  

[Bill W]

57 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

Of course, that's like ringing the dinner bell for them.  

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A Mobile Home?

 

 

 

And just like that, your train (thread) of thought is gone,

leaving you literally, swinging in the breeze!

 

[Bill W]

3 hours ago, sandrewn said:

A Mobile Home?

Now that's a really horny spider.  

[Bill W]

3 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

And just like that, your train (thread) of thought is gone,

leaving you literally, swinging in the breeze!

 

Hmmm, it appears that the spider is playing Cats Cradle.  

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My first thought when seeing this was the soap opera...

All My Children

 

 

 

This is a genius design from The Spider Shop! Well done!