CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Albert1434]

Edited November 16, 2022 by Albert1434

[Albert1434]

Robert Clary, Holocaust Survivor and 'Hogan's Heroes' Star, Dies at 96

Clary -- named Robert Max Widerman at birth -- was born March 1, 1926, in France and forced into internment in a Nazi concentration camp as a child. At age 27, he moved to United States to pursue his career.

Edited November 17, 2022 by Albert1434

[raven1]

11 hours ago, bignick said:

The Pi Master and Luau King?  Come on, Terry.  Where's the challenge? 

You want a challenge? 🤔 May I suggest taking on the Master of Malaise. He's one tough dude!

[raven1]

5 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Doi Chiang Dao mountain in Chiang Dao District, Thailand

This is a beautiful mountain and the farms around it make great coffee.

[Drew Espinosa]

6 hours ago, spike382 said:

Clo you and your herd member can get all the naked beach time you want 

He's mine, not Clo's! I saw him first! 

[Albert1434]

You tell her Drew

[raven1]

Hello Fellow Funny Farmers!   There are a bunch of highly sexual prudes here.  I am very happy to announce I have been to several nude beaches and had a great time.  Not hidden in the dunes, but playing in the ocean, throwing frisbees and playing beach volleyball.  They are much more fun that normal beaches.  If I ever get to Spain, I will definitely take my saggy ass to a couple of beaches there.  Warts and all (if I have any). 

Nick and Clo, go to the island with your herds!  No cameras needed.  I'll send a drone to take vacation pics for you.  

[raven1]

Hi Drew!  Sibling troubles today?  I think you are mellowing out.  Only one nuke today.  I do wish you wouldn't destroy World Heritage sites, however. 🤔

[raven1]

Hi Albert!   I appreciate the recipe for the beef curry! 

[raven1]

Hey Gary!  Hope you had a good day.  I do have a little request.  Could you post the cute studs a bit earlier in the day?  Maybe before noon?  That way I have a chance to claim a few before bedlam breaks out.

[Drew Espinosa]

14 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I do wish you wouldn't destroy World Heritage sites, however. 🤔

I don't recall you complaining when I nuked Ayutthaya.  

[Albert1434]

15 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Hi Albert!   I appreciate the recipe for the beef curry! 

It was so darn good you are going to love it!

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I do have a little request.  Could you post the cute studs a bit earlier in the day?  Maybe before noon? 

I'll answer for Handsome.   

 

[raven1]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I don't recall you complaining when I nuked Ayutthaya.  

Your nukes keep landing in either the Gulf of Thailand or the Andaman Sea.  🤔 I guess I shouldn't worry about Notre Dame, since your aim probably put the nuke somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, North Sea, Celtic Sea or Bay of Biscay. 🤪 I would get your eyes checked if you are the one aiming your nukes.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, raven1 said:

Your nukes keep landing in either the Gulf of Thailand or the Andaman Sea.  🤔 I guess I shouldn't worry about Notre Dame, since your aim probably put the nuke somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, North Sea, Celtic Sea or Bay of Biscay. 🤪 I would get your eyes checked if you are the one aiming your nukes.

It's 11 a.m. in Chiang Mai, go get brunch instead of pestering me!  

[raven1]

14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'll answer for Handsome.   

 

A Sloth? Gary?  For that I wouldn't blame Gary if he nuked you!  Don't put words in Gary's mouth, because he will spit them back at you.  After all the times you have tried to nuke Gary and Canada out of existence, I doubt he will agree to have you as his spokesman.

[Drew Espinosa]

 <nukes Angkor Wat>  

<Tells the Cambodian government that the nuke came from a renegade American expat in Chiang Mai>  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, raven1 said:

After all the times you have tried to nuke Gary and Canada out of existence

Fake news!

Edited November 17, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[raven1]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's 11 a.m. in Chiang Mai, go get brunch instead of pestering me!  

Best idea you have had in months.  Indulge yourself while I'm gone.  Just remember, I'll be back.

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, raven1 said:

Just remember, I'll be back.

...or don't, just saying.  

[raven1]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 <nukes Angkor Wat>  

<Tells the Cambodian government that the nuke came from a renegade American expat in Chiang Mai>  

At least you hit land, the Spratly Islands.  I'll protect American interests by telling the Chinese it was sent by your friend Putin. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, raven1 said:

I'll protect American interests by telling the Chinese it was sent by your friend Putin. 

I'll tell my best friend, Xi Jinping that you are not to be trusted.  

[raven1]

Hey Gary! Glad to see you here.  Going to lunch, so please mind the baby while I'm gone. 

[Headstall]

Y'all are crazy.  

[Headstall]

Just now, raven1 said:

Hey Gary! Glad to see you here.  Going to lunch, so please mind the baby while I'm gone. 

Minding him would be like herding fleas.