CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

Do you learn this at Despot Academy or something? 

The Dark Arts class.  

[Headstall]

Binging House of the Dragon.   

[Headstall]

Binged The Gilded Age Christmas night with my daughter and finished it yesterday. I liked it... performances were awesome, and I like period pieces.  

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, Headstall said:

The Dark Arts class.  

Defense Against the Dark Arts.  

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Binging House of the Dragon.   

[Page Scrawler]

54 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Defense Against the Dark Arts.  

Question: "How does Darth Vader like his toast?"

Answer: "On the dark side."

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Question: "How does Darth Vader like his toast?"

Answer: "On the dark side."

Do you embarrass Max with your dad jokes?  

[clochette]

10 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Imperial Notice: For New Year's Eve, the Empress Mother and the Imperial Father will be traveling through the rebellious city of Dallas to visit extended family.

I expect the rebels to be on their best behavior, otherwise the consequences will be severe!  

Anonymous source: "The empress & Imperil Father, tired of their son's behavior and attitude, have decided to leave Texas to lead a peaceful life far from the chaos" 

[Page Scrawler]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Do you embarrass Max with your dad jokes?  

I don't tell dad jokes; I just found that one on an image search for "Darth Vader funny". 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I don't tell dad jokes

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, clochette said:

Anonymous source: "The empress & Imperil Father, tired of their son's behavior and attitude, have decided to leave Texas to lead a peaceful life far from the chaos" 

Stop peddling fake news!  

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop peddling fake news!  

I'm not peddling anything  it was an anonymous source and the secret of the source is kept internationally

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, clochette said:

I'm not peddling anything  it was an anonymous source and the secret of the source is kept internationally

My parents love their children and grandchildren. To leave Texas means to leave them behind, and that they'd never do!  

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

My parents love their children and grandchildren. To leave Texas means to leave them behind, and that they'd never do!  

Maybe they're all escaping your craziness  

[Drew Espinosa]

19 minutes ago, clochette said:

Maybe they're all escaping your craziness  

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To leave Texas means to leave them behind, and that they'd never do!  

Of course they wouldn't. Then who would cook for you?

[clochette]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Of course they wouldn't. Then who would cook for you?

In history starvation has often been use to force the enemy to bend to our will  just saying

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Of course they wouldn't. Then who would cook for you?

You would.  

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, clochette said:

In history starvation has often been use to force the enemy to bend to our will

I can survive on ramen alone just fine.  

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You would.  

You wish! 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

You wish! 

If you don't, I'll reintroduce my empire's anti-amphibian policies.  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

If you don't, I'll reintroduce my empire's anti-amphibian policies.  

*floods Texas with 50,000 frog plushies* 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

*floods Texas with 50,000 frog plushies* 

I'll force every elementary school student to burn each plushy.  

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

I'll force every elementary school student to burn each plushy.  

Try it, and they'll tie you to a railroad track. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Try it, and they'll tie you to a railroad track. 

You have such violent fantasies.  You need to see a therapist!